Flooding, Babysitter and Miscellaneous: Trust - FML

Trust

By somebody - 01/06/2015 03:37 - United States

Today, the babysitter not only clogged the toilet, they tried to unclog it with our vacuum cleaner hose. FML

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By her mom raised her - 17/05/2014 17:30 - Mexico

Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML

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By sucked_in - 23/07/2015 02:32 - Australia - Perth

Today, whilst vacuuming, I stupidly decided to vacuum the bathroom drain to see what would happen. Turns out it will cause stinking septic water to get sucked into the machine and spew all over the walls, ceiling and vanity. It also causes the vacuum cleaner to stop working. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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By Maggie - 17/03/2020 17:00

Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML

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By pooped - 12/04/2020 23:00

Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML

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By handyjon - 01/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML

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Happy anniversary

By Anonymous - 12/10/2023 07:30 - Canada - Québec

Today, I volunteered to babysit my nephew. He somehow managed to lock himself in the bathroom and then flood it with the sink. I had to call his parents, and they're now on their way home from their romantic anniversary dinner. I'm not even getting paid for this. FML

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By thatsucks - 28/02/2016 20:49 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that my housemate used a dry vacuum to unclog the toilet before moving out and then didn't change the vacuum bag. He left several weeks ago. FML

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Give me strength

By Michael - 05/02/2021 21:30 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I wanted to clean my house. Of course the vacuum cleaner got stuck behind furniture multiple times. After the fifth time or so, I gave it a good pull. Now my vacuum cleaner is broken and the socket is off the wall. FML

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By baldspot - 02/04/2012 05:38 - Australia

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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skypasuesky 12

Monday 1 June 2015 22:22

that sucks.. looks like your babysitter needs a babysitter!

kutemotoka 15

Monday 1 June 2015 22:19

Time to find a new babysitter :/

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kutemotoka 15

Monday 1 June 2015 22:19

Time to find a new babysitter :/

tormcn 26

Monday 1 June 2015 22:49

Time to find a new vacuum.

EvilTurtle 35

Tuesday 2 June 2015 0:11

Guys, before you scroll down to read the rest of the comments, prepare yourself for some terrible puns.

mistertbawk420 10

Tuesday 2 June 2015 1:12

No way, just get out the video camera and prepare to make some money at afv

sonasonic 34

Tuesday 2 June 2015 7:17

Unclog her purse with no next paycheck.

emissy 14

Monday 1 June 2015 22:20

That sucks

NoBookNoGood 14

Monday 1 June 2015 22:26

That stinks!

DFMLharsh 20

Monday 1 June 2015 22:33

^ creative comments have just lost their way to this website. Smh.

vampivy23 16

Monday 1 June 2015 22:39

There's a button for that.

GriZzliie 3

Monday 1 June 2015 23:09

awesome pun #2!!!

Corey122726 17

Monday 1 June 2015 23:39

you could just google it #36 by the time someone responded you could have found the answer 40 times over. "Shaking my head"

TheTardis123 11

Monday 1 June 2015 23:41

Shaking my head @36

toaster87 19

Tuesday 2 June 2015 1:20

I thought it was "so much hope"

seemo82 19

Tuesday 2 June 2015 2:07

i thought it was "saw me humping"

jerryj 27

Tuesday 2 June 2015 9:21

I thought it was "smell my hair".

laurenhem 26

Monday 1 June 2015 22:20

Yikes, what a crappy babysitter.

bdsmslave 18

Monday 1 June 2015 23:32

Yikes, what a crappy pun.

magickiss87 22

Monday 1 June 2015 22:21

Wow. No one seems to have any common sense anymore! Looks like it's time to find a new babysitter!

skypasuesky 12

Monday 1 June 2015 22:22

that sucks.. looks like your babysitter needs a babysitter!

nityasomaiya 46

Monday 1 June 2015 22:23

One artistic piece! Where'd you find her?

BlackPanther19 11

Monday 1 June 2015 22:24

some people shouldn't be babysitters.

Grayness_ 26

Monday 1 June 2015 22:25

You did make her clean it right?

RickySleeves 20

Monday 1 June 2015 22:26

That's a crappy situation. Sucks for whoever has to clean it up!

vampivy23 16

Monday 1 June 2015 22:40

Ugh, that pun made me *cringe* XD

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 1 June 2015 23:25

I would hope the OP made the baby sitter clean it up.. With supervision of course to make sure she doesn't mess things up any more. I also hope the OP made her pay for a new vacuum since it would seem she ruined that one.

whitnayfortooh 29

Monday 1 June 2015 22:27

where'd you find that one op?!!

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