About Lpac5295

Hello FML! Name's Logan! Please read on! I check FML to see the misery others go through and notice how much I relate or feel bad for them. The beautiful girl in the pictures with me stole my heart and is way more attractive than me (though she thinks we are equally attractive). Luckily, I stole her heart as well and keep it safe. 5/8/15 Forever and Always ❤ I AM THE GUY IN THE PICTURES, NOT THE WOMAN. If you came to talk to my girlfriend then you will be ignored. If you are an asshole and ask to talk to her anyway or for any of her social medias then you will be blocked or given fake ones. You have been warned. Kik is stupid so don't ask. Currently in college for electrical engineering technology. I'm a huge gamer and love to play. I mainly play my Xbox One, Wii U, 3DS and Steam. If you want any of those or want to know something else about me for some reason then feel free to message me guys and gals! I'm a nice guy and I'm always down to talk to people and game with them!

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Work is a 4-letter word

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I never take things to heart

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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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(Heyyy, girl who made the post here! Had to make an account to reply). No, neither of us have piercings and neither of us know why it happened. While my boyfriend was searching on the internet for what exactly we should do, he found some guy who said he ripped his while eating a pear. I'd like to think I'm less of an idiot than that guy.