By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 06:29 - United States

Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML
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dontpanic_fml 32

Quick tutorial. Ninjas do: Swiftly chop bugs before they can hit face Ninjas don't: Scream and flail

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Ambient25 24
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Just tell them you were practicing your mosh

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Ambient25 24
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Just tell them you were practicing your mosh

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sux4u121 10
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I just imagined, what if it wasn't a music festival? "Just practicing my mosh guys" "...at an art festival?". I realize gow fucking stupid this is, just made me chuckle.

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emala1096 17
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...why would you go into "instant ninja mode" in the first place?

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naxeeb 33
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why wouldn't you? o_O

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Ambient25 24
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I don't think Emala has ever walked into a spiderweb before...

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RodzillaX 30
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Never go full ninja. The consequences could be dire if you aren't well trained.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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Instant ninja mode = instant win.

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ClaremoreZebra 8
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Well if you're going to enter ninja-mode properly it better happen instantly. Otherwise you have bad reflexes and you're a shitty ninja.

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Devko 5
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Why would you not :| I do that sometimes for fun

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ywolfgl 21
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You could have noticed the leaf while at the same point, you could have been too focused to realize it was only a leaf!

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NoDontKillMe 19
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That's kind of the point of the FML...

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Ashamed_Sister 60
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Your imagination plays dirty games with you.

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chris_42 11
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At least you have the reflexes for an actual ninja attack. Yet probably not the physical ability to take down a ninja.

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mzrobinson 13

It's okay! Happens to the best of us!

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Corrupt_waffles 13

The 4th would be ashamed.

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Kara_araK 24
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I don't think the OP is fit to be a ninja in Konoha.....

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Jharrist89 12
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Calm Down! It's just a leaf!

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