By acw2110 - 20/02/2009 23:25 - United States

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Today, I woke up after having had sex with my 4-year crush expecting to find him in bed next to me. Instead, I found my cell phone with a text message from him that said "you should really do something about the pimples on your ass." FML
I agree, your life sucks 73 580
You deserved it 12 009

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If he pays that much attention to your ass? You may have a secret Butt Pirate on your hands, dude.

#7 How do you correlate pimples with being fat? Sorry I don't see the connection.

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If he pays that much attention to your ass? You may have a secret Butt Pirate on your hands, dude.

lmao crackandcheese secret butt pirate?xD haha stay awesome!

That's actually kinda nasty and I agree with your crush!!

#7 How do you correlate pimples with being fat? Sorry I don't see the connection.

aww i'm sorry, i've had a pimple there before and it's awkward! don't let him judge you for THAT.. seriously?! he's an asshole, try to get over him as fast as you can.

why were you fucking a 4 year old?

Lol #14 L2read. Its clearly someone they've had a crush on for 4 years. Where does it say 4 year old?

Lolol, #11 they said that their partner was a guy, so I am assuming that the poster is a girl. Maybe a gay guy, but I doubt it. He is an asshole, but maybe take his advice?

tons of girls get pimples on their asses. don't worry about him. a guy like that isn't worthy of your acne.

Assne sucks. I've had one or two. And who says he hit it from the back. Maybe he felt it on her has during foreplay. But still, Fuck that dude in the goat ass! You don't need or want someone so immature.

thumbs up for "assne"

yeauhh don't really see that connection #7.

#26, say hypothetically, those two got married earlier. And -then- had sex. How does that help the situation?