Intimacy: Today, I woke up after having had sex with my 4-year crush expecting...

By acw2110 - 20/02/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I woke up after having had sex with my 4-year crush expecting to find him in bed next to me. Instead, I found my cell phone with a text message from him that said "you should really do something about the pimples on your ass." FML

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Crackandcheese 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 6:30

If he pays that much attention to your ass? You may have a secret Butt Pirate on your hands, dude.

Kat_MS 0

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Saturday 21 February 2009 8:25

#7 How do you correlate pimples with being fat? Sorry I don't see the connection.

Crackandcheese 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 6:30

If he pays that much attention to your ass? You may have a secret Butt Pirate on your hands, dude.

WholeLottaMilka 0

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Saturday 26 February 2011 6:19

lmao crackandcheese secret butt pirate?xD haha stay awesome!

laylay33 6

Saturday 1 December 2012 4:31

That's actually kinda nasty and I agree with your crush!!

Kat_MS 0

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Saturday 21 February 2009 8:25

#7 How do you correlate pimples with being fat? Sorry I don't see the connection.

d_dh2310 0

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Saturday 21 February 2009 9:06

aww i'm sorry, i've had a pimple there before and it's awkward! don't let him judge you for THAT.. seriously?! he's an asshole, try to get over him as fast as you can.

taraaa_fml 4

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Saturday 21 February 2009 9:20

why were you fucking a 4 year old?

Kat_MS 0

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Saturday 21 February 2009 10:24

Lol #14 L2read. Its clearly someone they've had a crush on for 4 years. Where does it say 4 year old?

mariasaur 0

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Saturday 21 February 2009 14:31

Lolol, #11 they said that their partner was a guy, so I am assuming that the poster is a girl. Maybe a gay guy, but I doubt it. He is an asshole, but maybe take his advice?

liveitlearnit 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 21:04

tons of girls get pimples on their asses. don't worry about him. a guy like that isn't worthy of your acne.

crazycar 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 3:11

Assne sucks. I've had one or two. And who says he hit it from the back. Maybe he felt it on her has during foreplay. But still, Fuck that dude in the goat ass! You don't need or want someone so immature.