Intimacy: Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights...

By SterlingSilver91 - 03/09/2011 23:49 - Canada

Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML

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cl4ptp 18

Thursday 28 February 2013 7:08

contraception?

SJRsooner 17

Wednesday 12 June 2013 6:47

This is why sex is for marriage. Good job bro

Aspyr 10

Wednesday 2 July 2014 13:47

Crabs

Solano2580 24

Sunday 28 September 2014 7:05

Get mad, she never told you beforehand so it is her fault this happened

LostDN 9

Friday 19 February 2016 5:36

instant lawsuit

LifeStinks227 10

Friday 4 March 2016 16:54

In a word, eww. You deserve it.

1thatonedude1 15

Sunday 10 April 2016 6:03

don't know why people are saying you deserve it, nobody deserves that

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