By SterlingSilver91 - 03/09/2011 23:49 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 175
You deserved it 42 709

Same thing different taste

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Wow. Anytime a conversation starts with please don't be mad or we need to talk it never ends well!!

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You can take her ass to court for not telling you but regardless you should of wrapped it up

a_nutritionist 10

youre assuming she knew about it prior to messaging him. if she didnt she has no responsibility to inform him.

That was my assumption. That shit dies happen.

AnnaBonJovi 9

in that case maybe she actually got it from OP and doesn't realis

tybtab 5

General Rule: Take a look first. If you just gag a little thats fine. If you puke, GTFO of there.

sandmancometh 3

Congrats. You are now the proud owner of herpes....

She told him two days after the fact to expect something...something tells me she knew already.

bettyc4 26

don't be a fool and wrap your tool! also tell her " please don't be mad but I told your mom I may have passed onto her whatever you gave me"

MoutainDrewski 0

you know, she's legally obligated to tell you she has a disease before you two have intercourse, you can sue her I'd she gives you a disease without you knowing she had it

If she knew she had a disease or infection and slept with you, without telling you about it beforehand, then that's illegal.

If it's been two days, she probably knew about it and didn't tell you. Go get tested. Now-ish. |the kid|

RainbowHeadache 2

That's what I was thinking. I had an STD panel done by my doc at the beginning of my pregnancy and it took a week to get results back. Same with the dad of my kid. Not sure if they can be done faster but I figure she either knew or was waiting for test results to come back. Regardless, she's a **** for putting him in danger.

you slept with a girl who still calls them "private parts"?

Ha ha! That's what I'm saying! How old are they?