FML : Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks up to me and asks for a cig. As I pull out my pack he says "Oh... Menthols... no I don't smoke...

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Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks up to me and asks for a cig. As I pull out my pack he says "Oh... Menthols... no I don't smoke that cheap shit". I was called cheap by a hobo. FML

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You deserved it

By Kaboom - / Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:52 / Canada

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By flirty19 | 0

#2660373 - Saturday 11 June 2011 15:02

YDI for smoking.

By Lizzy86 | 0

#130042 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:02

haha! thats hilarious! btw, i smoke menthols too, i like the way they clear my nose.

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By Lizzy86 | 0

#130042 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:02

haha! thats hilarious! btw, i smoke menthols too, i like the way they clear my nose.

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somename1223132 | 5

#1096487 - Friday 16 July 2010 5:39

owned

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McCamryn123 | 0

#1363603 - Tuesday 7 September 2010 3:17

actually methenols have more chemicals in them then camels or whatever. usually leading to being more addictive then camels or whatever. the hobo was just saying that stuff is shit.

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morgs1 | 0

#1793823 - Saturday 4 December 2010 22:05

well you wonder why he's homless!! he uses all his money on cigs!!

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flirty19 | 0

#2660373 - Saturday 11 June 2011 15:02

YDI for smoking.

By delphina | 0

#130043 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:02

Menthols aren't always cheap.

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Miss_Whipped | 41

#6678938 - Saturday 27 August 2016 6:25

Newports are menthol and they're expensive as hell.

By dudewithface | 0

#130044 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:02

YDI for smoking in the fist place. Enjoy the lung cancer.

By Tigro_fml | 0

#130046 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:03

HAHAHA, see, everyone has standards! but thats hilarious!

By wannabesinger | 16

#130050 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:03

I agree with #3

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Mpii | 11

#6455404 - Friday 6 November 2015 21:20

What did he say?

By babawaba | 0

#130051 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:03

Enjoy your cheap cancer

By xPrincess4eva | 0

#130057 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:05

lol thats funny

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newmanlyman3 | 8

#922831 - Sunday 7 March 2010 22:50

hobos smoke. you smoke therfor you are a hobo

By mikaela33194 | 0

#130060 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:05

Maybe you should listen to him. I mean if a homeless person is rejecting what you're offering...

By piderman13 | 0

#130065 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:06

#3 agree (: YDI for smoking (:

By I_love_BOAD | 0

#130067 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:06

#6 xD

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