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Hey, i just fucked you. And this is crazy. I have chlamydia. So now you do maybe. Also, Sirin is the best, she's so cool. I wish she were my mum and all.

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I laughed harder than I should have at this. Anyway OP sorry to hear about your unfortunate situation.

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This is a terrible situation, at least chlamydia is treatable and she told you before it's too late. But dang..

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Would you feel okay if you just found out that you had gotten chlamydia from a girl that has bad taste in music?

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Normal people at least put an 'h' at the end of 'brah' so that we can all live the rest of our lives without the underwear puns...

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Actually 150: Brah is a word. Don't believe me? Here is the definition from the Oxford dictionary. A male friend or associate.

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Hey, i just fucked you. And this is crazy. I have chlamydia. So now you do maybe. Also, Sirin is the best, she's so cool. I wish she were my mum and all.

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Fine, if any staff member reads this can they edit my original post? Don't say i'm not good to you people.

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Euphoricness - Right you are. Instead, OP should never use a condom and always risk STDs and unwanted pregnancies. Your plan is genius, sir.

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Yes, condoms are not effective all the time. However, according to statistics, they are effective around 98% of the time when used correctly. OP's chances of chances of contracting an STD would have decreased drastically. Moral of the story: Sex is cleaner with a packaged Weiner!

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DocBastard is alive!!! I was beginning to think you stopped using FML completely! Only long term FML users would understand.

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I think euphoricness could have worded his comment better, but you guys are giving him a bit of an (undeserved?) bad rap. He *does* have a point. Condoms are great, but I'm pretty sure their primary function is preventing pregnancy, not STDs (just how they're designed): while they're highly effective for some STDS (e.g. HIV) they can be pretty useless against herpes (which can be transmitted through skin-skin contact not covered by a condom) and HPV, and the effectiveness rate for everything in

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wrap it before you tap it next time op put a helmet on your soldier next time. basically just put a condom on and you have reduced chances of contacting stds

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