Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML
Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I sent a $120 bouquet of flowers for mother's day. When I called tonight see if my Mom got them, she replied that they were still on the doorstep because she "didn't want the dogs to get excited and start barking" when she opened the front door to bring them in. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I found out that my mother organized someone to feed my pets because I would be out of town overnight, even though I told her that I would be back in the morning and they would be fine. They overfed my dogs, with one of them eating over 10% of her weight, and now she may have bloat, which is often fatal. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML
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BeanieBaby 0
Your mom's a bitch!
premiermois 5
Next year make her some "special" pancakes.
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everyonehatesyou 0
so what? she doesnt want to put on weight, at least she tried some.
everyonehatesyou 0
epic lols @ #75
BabiiexElmo 0
WOW That is really messed up.
lilacwords 0
No good deed goes unpunished. No act of charity goes unresented.
adidasgirl4ever 0
Wooooooow..............well then you shoulda like cooked for the rest of the day and starved her saying 'but aren't they fattening??? You shouldn't eat any'
shacala 0
Dude, my mom did the same thing. Only it was waffles and she fed it to...her other children.
newguy12 0
you should make your mom some pot pancakes so she'll be nicer #7 thats just racist
bubbles09y0 0
# 7 What the hell does it matter if she's Latina not latino. Latino is a male moron, learn the correct way to say it before you act like a racist son of a b*tch. Have some respect stupid. :]
mehwhateverr 0
how ungrateful! :( next year, don't do anything for her. if she asks why say, 'last year you fed my present to the dogs. you don't deserve anything this year' see how she likes it.
mouseintern 0
On the bright side, you are no longer expected to ever do anything for Mothers day again. That will save you a nice chunk of change and effort.