Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML
Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I sent a $120 bouquet of flowers for mother's day. When I called tonight see if my Mom got them, she replied that they were still on the doorstep because she "didn't want the dogs to get excited and start barking" when she opened the front door to bring them in. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I found out that my mother organized someone to feed my pets because I would be out of town overnight, even though I told her that I would be back in the morning and they would be fine. They overfed my dogs, with one of them eating over 10% of her weight, and now she may have bloat, which is often fatal. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML
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BeanieBaby 0
Your mom's a bitch!
premiermois 5
Next year make her some "special" pancakes.
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aback 5
Next birthday or Mother's Day, fix her dogs a wonderful treat (filet mignon?) and give her a cheapassed card.
jewelzgalore 0
So, so sad. I'm sorry...
punkgal420 0
that sucks that sounds like somthing my mom would do
kitkat26_fml 0
Jeez she couldn't appreciate them one day out of the year?!
nonotme 0
#3 didn't insult anyone, he made a joke regarding the stereotype Americans hold of Arabian folks but didn't actually insult them any more than any joke Carlos Mencia ever makes insults Mexicans or any more than any joke Chris Rock ever makes insults whites. Its moderation was stupid.
fmlroxmysocks 0
haha my mom would do that... i baked her a cake 2 years ago. she tried a piece. my brother, my dad, and i shared the rest. i felt so bad.
Britany_fml 0
Thats cold. I dont even like pancakes, but I would so never do that. Im sure they were really good, anyways! :)
BeautyAndBrains 0
#14, LOL! OP, follow that advice, that'll show her. "Happy Birthday Mom! I hope you enjoy your non-fattening slim fast!" Your mother is a bitch. I HATE IT when people won't EVER eat anything bad for them. It is okay to treat yourself once in a while, especially since you got up early and did something nice for her.
jonathanpatric 0
wow. that's awful. I'm sorry, I'd have at LEAST waited til you left, seriously?
LadyDee 0
Agreed. Your mom is a b*cth. That was just wrong of her.