Today, I was trying to get a girl's attention, because I had a question. I shouted her name. No answer. I shouted again but louder. It wasn't her. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML
Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML
Today, an old friend of my mom's yelled at me for "ignoring" her. I wasn't responding because she was getting my name wrong, so I assumed she was referring to someone else. FML
Today, I asked my coworker for her name. She screamed at me because apparently I'd already asked her 5 times before. I have no memory of any of it. FML
Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
This isn't so much an FML as it is a WMB (Whoops My Bad).
RichardPencil 32
If you kept shouting that name, it would become her name. Don't give up.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
This isn't so much an FML as it is a WMB (Whoops My Bad).
BurnInDemonFire 39
Unless she changed her identity in the instant OP called out to her, so she could avoid talking to him, in which case she was pretty ******* rude.
RichardPencil 32
If you kept shouting that name, it would become her name. Don't give up.