Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML
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Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML
Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I sent a $120 bouquet of flowers for mother's day. When I called tonight see if my Mom got them, she replied that they were still on the doorstep because she "didn't want the dogs to get excited and start barking" when she opened the front door to bring them in. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I found out that my mother organized someone to feed my pets because I would be out of town overnight, even though I told her that I would be back in the morning and they would be fine. They overfed my dogs, with one of them eating over 10% of her weight, and now she may have bloat, which is often fatal. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML
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BeanieBaby 0
Your mom's a bitch!
premiermois 5
Next year make her some "special" pancakes.
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CoutureGirl 0
my mom wouldve done the same thing. (trust me) your not alone
morgan_5230 0
Your mom seems like a bitch! I'm sorry. *hugs* I hate how people do the whole "I can't eat this cause it's fattening.." bullshit. So annoying. I'm sorry she did that to you.
Juli_fml 0
#55 sometimes even health nuts indulge in mother's day to the OP: that totally sucks. you must feel awful! you should have withheld the card or something. or jsut not do anything next year
jamblasticus 0
Well, at least the dogs got some pancakes... They probably don't think that your mom is a huge bitch. But, I do. What a bitch.
NIC_R00LZ 0
your mom is a total bitch.
PureGold 0
Aww!! That's sooo mean...and ungrateful :(. Why do moms think they can do things like that to their kids? That reminds me of what happened when I told my mom I just e-mailed her the animated Mother's Day card I made for her on Photoshop. Me: I just e-mailed you your mother's day card, so be sure to check your e-mails :) Mom: (In a really sarcastic tone) Thank you, dear. *fake smile/annoyed smirk* My sister: No, it's REALLY nice, I saw it!! You're gonna like it. Me: Yeah, I made it on Photoshop, I didn't get it off the internet or anything. Mom: (less sarcastically) Thank you, dear. Me: Why did you sound so sarcastic? :/ (I just said this cause she ALWAYS DOES) Mom: (Incredulously) Hey, I said thank you! (Turns innocently to my dad to my dad, who's standing a few feet away, unsure about whether to get involved) I just can't win, you know? *Starts complaining to him about how I should be helping her clean up (which I'd been doing for the last hour) instead of sitting at the computer. He agrees with her and gives me a disappointed look* Me: But...it only took two seconds to send!! x( Ughhh...*I retreat into my room*
pearljamfan 0
awwh :( That sucks. one breakfast of pancakes isn't gonna hurt.
karmabunnie 0
dude, my mom and your mom should be friends.
lyndis_fml 0
Wow, because she couldn't show a little appreciation for your hard work and the fact that you actually care enough to make her pancakes, then go to the gym... I mean seriously it's Sunday, what else is she doing? I say stop doing nice things for her until she learns to appreciate what she had.
PlasticShark 0
she could have eaten the flower - much fewer kcals!