Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML
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Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML
Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I sent a $120 bouquet of flowers for mother's day. When I called tonight see if my Mom got them, she replied that they were still on the doorstep because she "didn't want the dogs to get excited and start barking" when she opened the front door to bring them in. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I found out that my mother organized someone to feed my pets because I would be out of town overnight, even though I told her that I would be back in the morning and they would be fine. They overfed my dogs, with one of them eating over 10% of her weight, and now she may have bloat, which is often fatal. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML
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BeanieBaby 0
Your mom's a bitch!
premiermois 5
Next year make her some "special" pancakes.
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micaela136 0
something like that happened to me awhile ago. when we were little me and my brother used to make our mom a dessert for mothers day. they probably didn't taste that good but she ate it and pretended to like it anyways. one year she told us not to make one since she was trying to count calories and watch her weight so i spent forever cutting a ton of fruit and making a huge fruit salad while she was at work. when she came back i gave her the salad all proud of myself and she told me that she had already eaten and didnt want it. i burst out crying.
coffeennicotine 0
That's really bitchy. Hell, I'm a health freak and even I wouldn't do that. We all splurge sometimes. Also, I hope there was no butter or syrup on the pancakes or the dogs would have gotten sick. And I would have made her clean it up for being such an ass to you.
theanonimouse 0
@ # 95, debbtennis "Hello, kettle. Meet pot." Are you really going to call someone else "racist" and tell THEM to show some respect in the same comment in which you call them a redneck and an asshole and lump all americans and latinos into two distinct "emotional groups"? Yeah, that makes perfect sense.
Sakura_Haruno 0
Wow, what a bitch. Seriously, who does that shit? If I was on a strict diet, I would still eat the damned things.
malveillance 0
Like a lot of other people said-- your mom is a bitch. D: you took the time to make a nice breakfast, the least she could do is eat it. If she's so worried about 'getting fat' over a stack of pancakes, maybe she should get off her ass and exercise after! D: Even still, one little indulgence isn't going to make you morbidly obese...
DankJemo 0
"Pancakes are Fattening" Umm... not really... I mean, unless you are a lazy ass who is going to sit in bed all day. Pancakes are largely carbs. You're mom is retarded... I am sorry she was so rude to you, if i were you i wouldn't do anything like that for her again, she clearly doesn't appreciate it. next year you should just "forget" mothers day.
captainmaharet 1
Your mom is a thoughtless bitch.
ibufficus 2
lol what's with all the bitchy mom stories? FYL for sure!
isgvfj 0
Your dog ate the card AND the flower??
green_room119 0
you're mom is a dumb bitch