By FML Videos - United States - New York Hangover Struggles That is one thirsty pig! 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By oh for f*cks sake - Czech Republic - Prague Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML I agree, your life sucks 4727 You deserved it 388 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/4/2020 23:00 Pincushion Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML I agree, your life sucks 560 You deserved it 1867 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jumja - Netherlands Today, I found out my boyfriends' mother has invented a new kind of cake and named it after me: not because it's delicious, but because of the amount of fat in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 35109 You deserved it 5691 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Saskatoon Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML I agree, your life sucks 50915 You deserved it 10209 183 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FitnessFirst - Canada - Toronto Today, I painfully watched my doctor burn a hole in my nail to drain the blood underneath. This is the prescribed treatment for the injury of hammering your thumb. FML I agree, your life sucks 20057 You deserved it 3254 89 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML I agree, your life sucks 26098 You deserved it 2856 55 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Username - United States Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML I agree, your life sucks 39165 You deserved it 3631 134 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - London Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML I agree, your life sucks 48627 You deserved it 6903 221 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Plano Today, I arrived at my grandparents'. They already had guests so I had to sleep in the cottage. It wasn’t that bad until when I was making the bed I found a dead rotting possum in the blankets. When I told my grandmother, she simply said, "Deal with it, wimp." FML I agree, your life sucks 46721 You deserved it 4498 64 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Rainman - United States Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML I agree, your life sucks 46735 You deserved it 14265 198 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Yocherrypicker Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML I agree, your life sucks 13130 You deserved it 5915 38 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Eric Today, I saw my dad chugging a beer in the garage. Why is that so bad? He was hosting an AA meeting in the basement. FML I agree, your life sucks 34513 You deserved it 2882 93 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By teeth - United States Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 40322 You deserved it 2817 239 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thanks sis - 29/8/2020 10:52 - United States - Hesperia On a leash Today, my best friend and I were supposed to meet up at an outdoor beer garden. We’ve both had a hard time with quarantine, so it was a great escape. Instead, she kept me waiting for nearly two hours before I finally left. Her excuse? Her boyfriend, who she sees every day, really wanted to have sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 1601 You deserved it 142 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By stew - United States Today, It took me more than 4 hours to set up the back yard for my daughters baby shower. It only took my husband one push of a button to turn on the sprinklers. FML I agree, your life sucks 48952 You deserved it 3843 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML I agree, your life sucks 39384 You deserved it 4404 137 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Richland Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 25004 You deserved it 2208 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By wasted time - United States Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML I agree, your life sucks 51002 You deserved it 3154 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NO NO NO - Netherlands - Den Haag Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML I agree, your life sucks 56318 You deserved it 5315 157 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By phonesmuggler - United States Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML I agree, your life sucks 48776 You deserved it 5787 98 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Help - Australia Today, at work, I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. FML I agree, your life sucks 30957 You deserved it 2034 116 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kftc88 - United States - Pomona Today, I have severe back pain that is only relieved by lying flat on my bed. I also have acid reflux that is only prevented by sitting straight up. FML I agree, your life sucks 43064 You deserved it 2917 119 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sadkid - United States Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML I agree, your life sucks 34781 You deserved it 4371 138 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, it was laundry day. After my fifth and final load, I noticed I never added any laundry detergent. FML I agree, your life sucks 21113 You deserved it 24467 105 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 26/9/2020 17:11 Fire hazard Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML I agree, your life sucks 877 You deserved it 218 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States - Havelock Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML I agree, your life sucks 40444 You deserved it 6392 232 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By assdialed. - United States Today, I got a phone call from my dad that I haven't heard from in months. I didn't answer, but it left me an accidental voicemail saying "Oh s***, I didn't mean to call her!" FML I agree, your life sucks 35460 You deserved it 2555 49 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SquirrellyGirl Today, my brother asked if I could babysit his kids tomorrow. I declined, as tomorrow is my birthday and I have plans. This isn't the first time he's forgotten my birthday, and I doubt it'll be the last. FML I agree, your life sucks 1634 You deserved it 103 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Taylor Page - United States - Gainesville Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML I agree, your life sucks 33509 You deserved it 2523 59 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By 16seconds - United States Today, I had to buy a wrist splint for my carpal tunnel syndrome. Not because I'm a computer programmer or some hot shot web designer but because I spend ALL of my time playing Solitaire on my laptop. FML I agree, your life sucks 7849 You deserved it 33082 86 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By trainE - United States Today, I was masturbating in my room when my dog started to bark obnoxiously. He does this all the time so I ignored it and kept going. This went on for about a half hour. When I went downstairs, I found an open door and an empty TV stand. FML I agree, your life sucks 22281 You deserved it 94355 147 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I got a package containing a present from my grandma. It was a pack of cookies someone gave her for her birthday, and which no one in the family wanted to take home when she offered, because we all found the cookies disgusting. FML I agree, your life sucks 1327 You deserved it 133 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nsb124 - United States Today, it was my brother's birthday. I was short on money but got him a present anyway. After opening it, he looked at it and said, "I didn't really want this." FML I agree, your life sucks 31700 You deserved it 2795 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML I agree, your life sucks 16993 You deserved it 91621 92 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lokimagnus - 25/3/2020 23:05 Rookie mistake Today, I was working from home. I felt very sleepy, so I set my online status “Active” and went back to bed. I woke up to 3 missed calls from my boss and an email from him, containing a webcam screenshot of me asleep in bed. I totally forgot he has remote access to my computer. FML I agree, your life sucks 693 You deserved it 2744 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By crazy dog lady - 2/11/2020 02:02 - United States Furry family Today, my girlfriend got evicted for having too many dogs. She expects me to let her and all 5 dogs live in my one-bedroom apartment. When I told her no, that I’d get evicted too, she said that should be a sacrifice I’m willing to make for “our family” if I really loved her. They aren’t even my dogs. FML I agree, your life sucks 1318 You deserved it 206 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dibman - United Kingdom Today, at work, I was asked to sharpen some pencils. I'm an electronics and mechanics engineer, and while I understand it's been quite a while since I was in primary school, I still wonder why my boss felt the need to explain in minute detail how to sharpen a pencil. FML I agree, your life sucks 27627 You deserved it 2942 79 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By oh no - Canada - Montreal Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML I agree, your life sucks 34357 You deserved it 3438 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By why - United States - Tucson Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML I agree, your life sucks 37881 You deserved it 3298 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By workworkwork Today, at the winery, my boss proudly made a spectacle of the new, high quality bottles. After over a year of employment without breaking a bottle, I shattered 3 before lunch. FML I agree, your life sucks 3432 You deserved it 413 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, my ex-girlfriend called me say she needed her car repaired. I fixed it as fast as I could so she could get back on her way, only to find out she’s... I agree, your life sucks 324 You deserved it 239 4 Comments
Today, I'm horny as hell, but I'm such a germaphobe that I don't want to be touched by anyone else, and now, after looking in the mirror and seeing how... I agree, your life sucks 298 You deserved it 397 6 Comments