Hangover Struggles By FML Videos - 27/10/2018 18:00 - United States - New York That is one thirsty pig! I agree, your life sucks 260 You deserved it 84 Share Tweet Share
Today, I rushed to work after a night of drinking and partying, and put my hair up on my way in. People started worriedly asking what happened to my head, so I looked in the mirror. I had scratches and a welt on my forehead from hitting the wall during sex last night. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 849 You deserved it 3 184
Today, my kids refused to wake up on time, and I was at least 30-45 minutes late to work. Oh, and I forgot to bring my coffee to work. The travel thermos is still sitting on the kitchen counter. FML I agree, your life sucks 245 You deserved it 323
Today, I tried talking to my doctor about my insomnia several times, but all she does is prescribe me antidepressants, and tells me to take melatonin or exercise. I ate two melatonin gummies nearly 12 hours ago. I haven’t slept a wink, and my insurance won’t pay for another doctor. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 001 You deserved it 147
Today, I was trying to shave down there. I'm about 6 months pregnant, and I can't see past my belly. I ended up scaring the crap out of myself into thinking I was miscarrying until my baby kicked and I realized I had just accidentally cut myself with the razor. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 402 You deserved it 855
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 449 You deserved it 28 890
Today, after many hours studying a complete course of Spanish, I felt really good. I had accomplished something, something I could really use next week when I fly to Mexico on vacation. Then I found out what I had learned was Spanish as they speak it in Spain, not how they speak it in Latin America. FML I agree, your life sucks 777 You deserved it 1 180
Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 790 You deserved it 7 283
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 073 You deserved it 7 787