Hangover Struggles By FML Videos - 27/10/2018 18:00 - United States - New York That is one thirsty pig! I agree, your life sucks 260 You deserved it 84 Share Tweet Share
Today, I told my ultra-Catholic mother that I was hanging out with a girl. While walking out of the flat, I didn't realize that I'd dropped one of my condoms out of my pocket. My mother saw it and ripped it apart, then yelled at me that, "Sex is for having children! You're giving yourselves to Satan!" I'm 20. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 243 You deserved it 319
Today, the coworker I have been hitting it off with rejected me. Apparently she has a crush on another male employee. An employee who is married and somehow has three other girls in our store actually fighting over him (I've heard arguments). She thinks she has a chance? FML I agree, your life sucks 387 You deserved it 178
Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 220 You deserved it 3 461
Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 226 You deserved it 3 686
Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going". She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 011 You deserved it 2 463
Today, I made a tasty, healthy plant-based lunch for my family. They ate a few bites, spat it out, and then went to McDonald's "to eat real food, you know, food with meat in it." FML I agree, your life sucks 260 You deserved it 747
Today, I was at a friend's birthday party when I got a call from my mom telling me to come home because my dog died. When I told my friend that I had to leave because of the loss, she replied with, "Okay, but you brought my gift inside, right?" FML I agree, your life sucks 33 716 You deserved it 2 824
Today, was my first day of work in my life. I was excited, and so was my dad, who saw me to the door and ruffled my hair as he wished me luck. I didn't notice until half an hour after arriving at work that he'd stuck his gum in my hair. Nobody bothered to tell me. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 349 You deserved it 4 200