Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML
Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I sent a $120 bouquet of flowers for mother's day. When I called tonight see if my Mom got them, she replied that they were still on the doorstep because she "didn't want the dogs to get excited and start barking" when she opened the front door to bring them in. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I found out that my mother organized someone to feed my pets because I would be out of town overnight, even though I told her that I would be back in the morning and they would be fine. They overfed my dogs, with one of them eating over 10% of her weight, and now she may have bloat, which is often fatal. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML
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BeanieBaby 0
Your mom's a bitch!
premiermois 5
Next year make her some "special" pancakes.
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Comments (152)
Fragnox 3
Your mom's a total bitch. FYL.
gingerbread_fml 0
what did #3 say? I read he insulted Arabs so I'm really curious..? I'm part Arab.
ghadir 2
lol yeah im arab too and i wanna know haha but yeah that's really nice what u did for ur mom even though she didn't really appreciate it
daisybee 0
pshh, she couldn't just eat them one morning of the year? people these days. I'm sorry she didn't appreciate it.
ohmyerica 0
Your mother is lucky to have you! It's too bad she won't realize it until it's too damn late.
soul3n 0
you should have told your mom right after that you made chocolate chip pancakes, and you put a buttload of them in.
purple5 0
Aww, that sucks! After you went to all that effort to make her a nice breakfast :( She could've at least ate a bit more, and said thank you and waited for you to leave the room until she discarded them...or at least shown a little more gratitude. And people wonder why kids these days aren't always grateful for what they have! *rollseyes*
Namaste_fml 2
She's a bitch. It was sweet of you to do that for her, though.
snoopy2010 0
Sucks, but it was nice of you to do it. 44/45 - I'm guessing #3 didn't insult Arabs, but instead just said something wrong. Because of #3's screen name, someone told them to stop misrepresenting Arabs (even though I thought Afghanis weren't Arab, but whatever). My guess, anyway.
Raspberry_007 0
:( you're too sweet your mommas a BITCH