Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML
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Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML
Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I sent a $120 bouquet of flowers for mother's day. When I called tonight see if my Mom got them, she replied that they were still on the doorstep because she "didn't want the dogs to get excited and start barking" when she opened the front door to bring them in. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I found out that my mother organized someone to feed my pets because I would be out of town overnight, even though I told her that I would be back in the morning and they would be fine. They overfed my dogs, with one of them eating over 10% of her weight, and now she may have bloat, which is often fatal. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML
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BeanieBaby 0
Your mom's a bitch!
premiermois 5
Next year make her some "special" pancakes.
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I_Am_The_Edge 4
If they were bad pancakes, fine, but you still put your heart into it. It wasn't very kind of her O.o
kittypot 0
if you knew your mom was on a diet or a health nut, trying to guilt her into eating pancakes was really thoughtless of you. you could have at least made her a healthy breakfast. mother's day is about her, not you. asshole.
magnerdian1763 0
#55 really? dont worry, it was a really nice thing of you to do! i would appreciate it, even if i was on a diet a little love never hurt anyone =)
josface 0
#2 says it all.
Bleep_fml 0
... You don't know your mom well enough to know whether she watches her weight or not? Which foods she likes?
ajj_fml 0
i presume you and your mom live in the same house. shouldn't you know what she does and doesn't eat? i don't eat pancakes but i'm pretty sure anyone who knows me somewhat well would realize that they shouldn't make them for me.
xThatRandomGirlx 0
#55- Who said they were trying to guilt her into doing this, or that she was a big health nut. It's not like they purposely inconvenienced her, just trying to do something nice for Mother's Day. If you ask me, you're the real asshole here.
christtt315 0
sounds like my mom haha. she would totally do the same thing. sucks for u man.
ThisIsTaboo 0
Wow, FYL. You should have eaten the pancakes yourself, pancakes are awesome.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Wow, way to show gratitude Mom.