Miscellaneous: Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the...

By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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You deserved it 3 420

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 465

You deserved it 6 865

Unhappy Birthday

By Masiro - 13/07/2021 13:00 - United States - Pendleton

Today, I traveled 3 hours to a town I hate, to spend my birthday with my mom and brother and his family. My mom didn't realize it was my birthday until the cake slice with candles was placed in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 182

You deserved it 78

Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 05/06/2010 10:36 - United States

Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 404

You deserved it 3 587

By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 705

You deserved it 2 777

By Haitwun - 08/12/2014 02:18 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 274

You deserved it 2 938

By MegGRRRz - 28/11/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I woke up and took my mom to work. It wasn't until after I got home, logged on Facebook and looked at the upcoming birthdays to see that it was her birthday today. No wonder she was silent the entire car ride and slammed the door on the way out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 824

You deserved it 57 023

You forgetting something?

By Anonymous - 22/05/2022 20:00 - United States - North Miami Beach

Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 142

You deserved it 154

Happy nothing, then

By amy - 30/06/2018 19:00

Today, it's my birthday. I went downstairs expecting birthday greetings from my parents. Instead, they just sat on the couch saying nothing. Thinking they forgot, I casually reminded them. My mom scoffed and said, "Go do the dishes." FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 635

You deserved it 364

By Ya_I_said_it - 26/07/2016 15:31

Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 627

You deserved it 1 511

Wake up

By Anonymous - 24/06/2017 03:30 - India - Vijayawada

Today, it's my roommate's birthday. His friends were planning on a surprise birthday cake at midnight last night, and one of them told me about it, hoping to split the expense between us, which I was totally cool with. But I fell asleep before midnight and they didn't even bother to wake me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 486

You deserved it 1 032

smittylv 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:53

that sucks, Meg.

UnprecendentedAw 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:53

Sorry to break it to you but your family hates you.

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UnprecendentedAw 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:53

Sorry to break it to you but your family hates you.

meowmeowwkitty 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 3:53

LMAO. Guess not!!

instnt1nfction 17

Tuesday 22 February 2011 4:43

well of course everyone hate Meg Griffon

Yeah_Thats_Me 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 6:16

Hey guys! I'm DocBastard!

Yeah_Thats_Me 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 6:48

Tehrehee I'm cool

DudeImBetter 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 7:16

Maybe it's cause you woke her up in the middle of the night when shed rather be getting sleep.

yesiyes 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 7:42

heeey people we got a phony in da houusee!!!

Zebidee 8

Tuesday 22 February 2011 13:42

Yeah_Thats_Me - you stuck a bottle up your ass and took an X-Ray just to appear cool like Doc?

i_like_girls 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 23:46

i would rather be asleep to lol

mintcar 9

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:53

Aw, nobody likes you. Sorry OP. :(

mintcar 9

Tuesday 22 February 2011 1:02

OP*

EatnBeef 7

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:53

lol that sucks. party while they're gone!!!

smittylv 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:53

that sucks, Meg.

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Tuesday 22 February 2011 1:17

win XD

Avenged7Gabe 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 2:44

double win

Midget9 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 5:58

befml 7

Tuesday 22 February 2011 6:44

Ouch

tomhofer 14

Saturday 23 March 2013 13:59

Greg

LemonStarship 5

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:54

That's horrible.

dani22097 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:55

well let's hope they disown you so it won't be too embarrassing that you werent invited to a family gathering...

360XBOXFTW 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:55

Its funny because your family hates you

RUSH777 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 1:40

It's funny because I've never heard of the console be referred to as 360 XBox. Isn't it XBox 360? Mhmm.

teh_uber_muffin 3

Tuesday 22 February 2011 2:36

true

LexxyLiime 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 5:50

it's funny because you're fat

pokopiko 9

Tuesday 22 February 2011 6:34

its funny because you're trying too hard to be cool.

360XBOXFTW 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 7:49

its funny because you're all douchebags HAHAHA

alexaaisabeastt 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 13:39

it's funny because y'all keep saying "it's funny".

john443 5

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:55

That really sucks, make a booby trap with the cake when they come home

Dolly_109 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:55

just follow em. see what kind of lame excuse they come up with.

BWill9014 4

Tuesday 22 February 2011 9:03

You are so Ginger that I felt compelled to post this reply because of it

yesiyes 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 10:01

looool^

cptmorgan15 2

Tuesday 22 February 2011 21:17

Thank you hahaha. Funniest comment I've read on here.

ilovepandaz 2

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:56

aww thats sad

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Same thing different taste

Unhappy Birthday

Thanks guys

You forgetting something?

Happy nothing, then

Wake up

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