Animals, Dogs and Food: Meddling - FML

Meddling

By Anonymous - 27/05/2023 18:00 - Australia - Taren Point

Today, I found out that my mother organized someone to feed my pets because I would be out of town overnight, even though I told her that I would be back in the morning and they would be fine. They overfed my dogs, with one of them eating over 10% of her weight, and now she may have bloat, which is often fatal. FML

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Yudith 25

Saturday 27 May 2023 14:08

She should pay for the vet visit. After all, she caused the vet visit.

D J's MOM 17

Saturday 27 May 2023 12:47

take away her key....

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D J's MOM 17

Saturday 27 May 2023 12:47

take away her key....

Yudith 25

Saturday 27 May 2023 14:08

She should pay for the vet visit. After all, she caused the vet visit.

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