FML : Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going...

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Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By taylor_eileen / Saturday 26 December 2009 22:00 / United States

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By lemony_fml | 0

#738169 - Sunday 27 December 2010 2:35

How the frick did you know the chicken was spicey? 'less you picked up a chunk to taste?

By bailo | 0

#738201 - Sunday 27 December 2010 3:01

this fml was so anticlimactic

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By youngbutwise15 | 5

#738120 - Sunday 27 December 2010 2:02

Ah, spicy and your mom don't mix to well. :/ Mmmm Pukey car smell. Better than new car smell.

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WhatANoob | 0

#836909 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:47

I like new car smell. It makes me feel like a princess.

By seanreddog | 4

#738121 - Sunday 27 December 2010 2:03

Should've had a V8!

By catfriend44 | 0

#738125 - Sunday 27 December 2010 2:05

ew lol

By youngbutwise15 | 5

#738137 - Sunday 27 December 2010 2:10

#3 Your number begs to differ...

By JERKKMONKEY | 0

#738143 - Sunday 27 December 2010 2:16

ew she shoulda had a baggy. xD

By youngbutwise15 | 5

#738147 - Sunday 27 December 2010 2:17

#3, Don't be so cold. Be happy you got into the top 3!

By lemony_fml | 0

#738169 - Sunday 27 December 2010 2:35

How the frick did you know the chicken was spicey? 'less you picked up a chunk to taste?

By bailo | 0

#738201 - Sunday 27 December 2010 3:01

this fml was so anticlimactic

By infantry831 | 0

#738215 - Sunday 27 December 2010 3:12

kick rocks.I hope your mom throws up on you

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bailo | 0

#738232 - Sunday 27 December 2010 3:30

hostile reply

By mitch178 | 0

#738247 - Sunday 27 December 2010 3:41

sucks

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