FML : Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like...

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Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Jopes - / Sunday 10 May 2009 12:44 / United States

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By SlightlySadistic | 0

#185894 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:03

-cringes-
Oh my god, OUCH.

By choppedNskrewed | 0

#185900 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:04

holy crap, so you basically cut your leg with a chainsaw? shitttt

*vomits*

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By christutta | 0

#185885 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:02

sucks... that must have hurt like hell i hope u had health insurance
and first lol

By blackdog_fml | 0

#185887 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:03

damn!
FYL

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spookersboo | 1

#3172348 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 10:23

at least it was that, nothing else

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SecretAgent_700 | 15

#6366684 - Thursday 30 July 2015 22:54

FYL? Really? If you can't safely use a chainsaw then get someone else that knows how to do it or don't do it at all. This one was totally deserved.

By dino_witha_cape | 0

#185889 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:03

so it was like a double whammy?

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paxpix08 | 0

#1152882 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 17:59

No whammy, no whammy, no whammy....STOP! on your head... Lol

By everyonehatesyou | 0

#185893 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:03

owwwwww

By SlightlySadistic | 0

#185894 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:03

-cringes-
Oh my god, OUCH.

By laxxxlove | 0

#185897 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:04

wow that must of really really hurt
hahahaha

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HAN93 | 0

#1888367 - Saturday 25 December 2010 6:08

mmmm

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blondieblue33 | 2

#3249710 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 4:10

...and so you laugh.

By PureGold | 0

#185898 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:04

OUCH that really, really sucks x(. FYL, but next time leave things like that to professionals. :(

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wooters | 1

#1012200 - Sunday 30 May 2010 4:33

cutting trees to proffesionnals?... ur dumb if u haven't cut a tree down.

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caligirl1990 | 0

#2490388 - Tuesday 10 May 2011 23:20

that makes someone dumb???

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Rowdey | 10

#4514537 - Sunday 3 June 2012 4:41

No, a bio like wooters makes someone dumb.

By choppedNskrewed | 0

#185900 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:04

holy crap, so you basically cut your leg with a chainsaw? shitttt

*vomits*

By n1125 | 0

#185911 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:06

AHHH mann that is.. intense

By yummkathycakes | 0

#185926 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:08

Tell all the ladies you got bit by a shark ;)

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jacobs_double | 0

#1141636 - Monday 26 July 2010 8:53

dude, getting cut by a chainsaw is badass enough !!! I'm sorry OP that must've really hurt.

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