By Jopes - 10/05/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML
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-cringes- Oh my god, OUCH.

holy crap, so you basically cut your leg with a chainsaw? shitttt *vomits*


sucks... that must have hurt like hell i hope u had health insurance and first lol

at least it was that, nothing else

FYL? Really? If you can't safely use a chainsaw then get someone else that knows how to do it or don't do it at all. This one was totally deserved.

so it was like a double whammy?

No whammy, no whammy, no whammy....STOP! on your head... Lol

-cringes- Oh my god, OUCH.

wow that must of really really hurt hahahaha

...and so you laugh.

OUCH that really, really sucks x(. FYL, but next time leave things like that to professionals. :(

cutting trees to proffesionnals?... ur dumb if u haven't cut a tree down.

that makes someone dumb???

No, a bio like wooters makes someone dumb.

holy crap, so you basically cut your leg with a chainsaw? shitttt *vomits*

AHHH mann that is.. intense

Tell all the ladies you got bit by a shark ;)

dude, getting cut by a chainsaw is badass enough !!! I'm sorry OP that must've really hurt.