Love: Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes... - FML

By Anon - 10/05/2009 12:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML

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BeanieBaby 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:08

Your mom's a bitch!

premiermois 5

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:10

Next year make her some "special" pancakes.

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jgardner12 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:01

Darn that sucks, oh well its the thought that counts.

FMLrockzdude 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 23:27

put poo in her pancakes next year, say it's very nuitritional

Jbiebs82 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 21:03

Mothers day is may 9th

joqez 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 2:52

in the uk it's not

BeanieBaby 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:08

Your mom's a bitch!

hairt 4

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:10

agreed

JD134 24

Sunday 21 June 2015 1:07

Then the bitch fed her food to some more bitches

Afghanee666 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:09

Taliban will revenge for you and beat her! She is a woman, she has no rights!

premiermois 5

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:10

Next year make her some "special" pancakes.

Suhir12 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:10

hahaha your mom is surely nice..?

THE_Lemon 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:10

You should slap your mother.

jakeeybum 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:11

no offence mate.. but your mum's a bitch. tell her to **** off. is she latino?

rubyhdz2287 7

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:12

what does being Latino have to do with not wanting the pancakes?

EEBAL 2

Saturday 19 May 2012 14:14

Damn, I'm Latino and know what you mean. Latino mom can be like that.

catatonicsleep 17

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:11

1 lot of pancakes isn't going to add that much weight...

mrkillercow 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:12

ever heard of emancipation?

reallyannoyed 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:13

maybe you just make really shitty pancakes...

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