FML : Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for mother's day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card...

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Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for mother's day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML

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You deserved it

By Anon - / Sunday 10 May 2009 12:36 / United Kingdom

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By BeanieBaby | 0

#185300 - Sunday 10 May 2009 16:08

Your mom's a bitch!

By premiermois | 5

#185308 - Sunday 10 May 2009 16:10

Next year make her some "special" pancakes.

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By jgardner12 | 0

#185282 - Sunday 10 May 2009 16:01

Darn that sucks, oh well its the thought that counts.

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FMLrockzdude | 0

#970211 - Sunday 28 March 2010 23:27

put poo in her pancakes next year, say it's very nuitritional

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Jbiebs82 | 0

#988891 - Thursday 6 May 2010 21:03

Mothers day is may 9th

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joqez | 0

#2395000 - Sunday 24 April 2011 2:52

in the uk it's not

By BeanieBaby | 0

#185300 - Sunday 10 May 2009 16:08

Your mom's a bitch!

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hairt | 4

#1350601 - Saturday 4 September 2010 16:10

agreed

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JD134 | 24

#6326488 - Sunday 21 June 2015 1:07

Then the bitch fed her food to some more bitches

By Afghanee666 | 0

#185304 - Sunday 10 May 2009 16:09

Taliban will revenge for you and beat her! She is a woman, she has no rights!

By premiermois | 5

#185308 - Sunday 10 May 2009 16:10

Next year make her some "special" pancakes.

By Suhir12 | 0

#185310 - Sunday 10 May 2009 16:10

hahaha your mom is surely nice..?

By THE_Lemon | 0

#185311 - Sunday 10 May 2009 16:10

You should slap your mother.

By jakeeybum | 0

#185314 - Sunday 10 May 2009 16:11

no offence mate.. but your mum's a bitch. tell her to fuck off. is she latino?

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rubyhdz2287 | 7

#2712011 - Sunday 19 June 2011 0:12

what does being Latino have to do with not wanting the pancakes?

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EEBAL | 2

#4455451 - Saturday 19 May 2012 14:14

Damn, I'm Latino and know what you mean. Latino mom can be like that.

By catatonicsleep | 17

#185315 - Sunday 10 May 2009 16:11

1 lot of pancakes isn't going to add that much weight...

By mrkillercow | 0

#185318 - Sunday 10 May 2009 16:12

ever heard of emancipation?

By reallyannoyed | 0

#185322 - Sunday 10 May 2009 16:13

maybe you just make really shitty pancakes...

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