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By Anon - 10/05/2009 12:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML

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By yapDogs - 10/05/2015 01:43 - United States - Fort Myers

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By ahhhhhh - 12/02/2015 17:23 - United States - Philadelphia

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2023 18:00 - Australia - Taren Point

Today, I found out that my mother organized someone to feed my pets because I would be out of town overnight, even though I told her that I would be back in the morning and they would be fine. They overfed my dogs, with one of them eating over 10% of her weight, and now she may have bloat, which is often fatal. FML

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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By shit flavored eggs - 09/03/2021 00:30

Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML

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BeanieBaby 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:08

Your mom's a bitch!

premiermois 5

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:10

Next year make her some "special" pancakes.

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jgardner12 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:01

Darn that sucks, oh well its the thought that counts.

FMLrockzdude 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 23:27

put poo in her pancakes next year, say it's very nuitritional

Jbiebs82 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 21:03

Mothers day is may 9th

joqez 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 2:52

in the uk it's not

BeanieBaby 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:08

Your mom's a bitch!

hairt 4

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:10

agreed

JD134 24

Sunday 21 June 2015 1:07

Then the bitch fed her food to some more bitches

Afghanee666 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:09

Taliban will revenge for you and beat her! She is a woman, she has no rights!

premiermois 5

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:10

Next year make her some "special" pancakes.

Suhir12 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:10

hahaha your mom is surely nice..?

THE_Lemon 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:10

You should slap your mother.

jakeeybum 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:11

no offence mate.. but your mum's a bitch. tell her to **** off. is she latino?

rubyhdz2287 7

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:12

what does being Latino have to do with not wanting the pancakes?

EEBAL 2

Saturday 19 May 2012 14:14

Damn, I'm Latino and know what you mean. Latino mom can be like that.

catatonicsleep 17

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:11

1 lot of pancakes isn't going to add that much weight...

mrkillercow 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:12

ever heard of emancipation?

reallyannoyed 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:13

maybe you just make really shitty pancakes...

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