Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML
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Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML
Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I sent a $120 bouquet of flowers for mother's day. When I called tonight see if my Mom got them, she replied that they were still on the doorstep because she "didn't want the dogs to get excited and start barking" when she opened the front door to bring them in. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I found out that my mother organized someone to feed my pets because I would be out of town overnight, even though I told her that I would be back in the morning and they would be fine. They overfed my dogs, with one of them eating over 10% of her weight, and now she may have bloat, which is often fatal. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML
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BeanieBaby 0
Your mom's a bitch!
premiermois 5
Next year make her some "special" pancakes.
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Dasmi3 0
Talk about not being considerate for other ppl you are in a shitty situation if you did not do anything she would bitch about how you did not do anything so fyl
Karine_fml 0
I did the same thing, but i screwed up on them and had to throw out four cups of flour and milk, two boxes of sugar, and more! and now the garbage bag will probably break when i throw the stuff out
Rawrrr14 0
It's the thought that counts. Sorry, your mom didn't have the reaction you were hoping for. Now you can use this as an example of why you'll never make your mother breakfast again. On the bright side, your dogs are your biggest fans now....
iKaite 0
Make her some Hash Brownies and get the bitch stoned :)
HurriKaty 4
Next time when you don't do anything for her for mothers day, tell her this is why.
birds_fml 7
It's not that bad. If she's on a diet, then yeah, she shouldn't eat pancakes. She DID at least appreciate the effort, and took a bite. You expect her to get fat just because you went to all the HORRIBLE LONG trouble of making pancakes? You should've asked her what she'd like for a breakfast last week, like I did with my mother in law.
Osakhomen 0
BITCH! Sounds like what my mom would say... But she's a health freak, so I wouldn't cook her anything anyway. I'd take her to movie or something. Even if your mom didn't like them, she should have eaten them anyway. A few pancakes won't make you fat!
Bryan_Z 0
dude, i feel bad for you. You're still cool for thinking about her in the first place :)
herpEs_fml 0
how is this up today? FML's take forever to be posted so this was either a different mothers day or made up.
jaybrown 0
People who have read #3 before it got moderated: What did #3 say?