By Anonymous - 28/10/2010 03:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 358
You deserved it 35 050

Same thing different taste

Top comments

And I'm sure he left u a little parting gift. Get tested and dont have one night stands.

That's what happens when you let strangers in your house, dumbass.

Comments

rnbz 0

wow your a ******* IDIOT. Do they have a 1800 number you can call for a theif? I'm going to give you a layout of how your night was? you=yea let's get crazy and have a 1 night stand with a bum you= (10 minutes later) you see a bum! walk over there and say " well hi there would you like to come to my house and **** me? so the bums like hell yea I stank. Then after he finishes he says hahaha stupid bitch, ahhh great idea let's steal stuff to put in my cardboard box house like some blankets shampoo and what the he'll how about some food!

DineshKarthikesu 0

Damn.. he gave you the cold shoulder

pvthill 0

I bet the guy who did this is amoung us mow gj man

You, madame, just got bummed by a bum. Better get yourself checked, he might left you a little something ;)

ahaha girl youu got owned, he's just trying to tell you you need better food and hair care products xD

He was doing you a favor taking all of your frozen pizzas and giving you the number of a pizza place.

wtfsnickers 1

stop sleeping with the homeless guys