By drugged_on_arrival - 10/9/2009 10:55 - Virgin Islands British
Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight-now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML
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  vapors  |  0

For everyone not reading the comments on this, read every last one, they're more hilarious then the FML.

Sucks too be you OP, I've been in an similar situation, I woke up in time through.

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  Fucktroll  |  0

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Hott ;)

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  fmlfmlfml15  |  0

I agree, and this is just my opinion, but why is it that when I guy rapes a girl, it's horrible, but when a girl rapes a guy, its horrible yet slightly humorous.

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  CDS09  |  0

social stigma. It does not make it any better, but in general society does not look at it in the same way....like wives who hit husbands or men who get sexually harassed by women in the work force. I am not saying these things are always written off, but sometimes they are.

Needless to say, dont even go within 100 feet of her.