By drugged_on_arrival - 10/09/2009 10:55 - Virgin Islands British

Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight-now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML
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Anon17564 3

I think being drugged and raped is a bit too much for just FML... Go to the fucking police.

....the fuck?

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....the fuck?

Yeah no kidding - just a stupid twist on a repetitive (and popular) FML.....wtf indeed.

For everyone not reading the comments on this, read every last one, they're more hilarious then the FML. Sucks too be you OP, I've been in an similar situation, I woke up in time through.

Fucktroll 0

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LOL @ the last part. Game Over, man

may I ask how the hell the op deserved being raped???

ng7899 0

Aw, feminazi losers make me smile, :)

Ha it's funny cause you live in the Virgin Islands

Anon17564 3

I think being drugged and raped is a bit too much for just FML... Go to the fucking police.

Herbal_fml 0

Agreed.

Mooshki 0

Yes.

fmlfmlfml15 0

I agree, and this is just my opinion, but why is it that when I guy rapes a girl, it's horrible, but when a girl rapes a guy, its horrible yet slightly humorous.

CDS09 0

social stigma. It does not make it any better, but in general society does not look at it in the same way....like wives who hit husbands or men who get sexually harassed by women in the work force. I am not saying these things are always written off, but sometimes they are. Needless to say, dont even go within 100 feet of her.

Are you going to tell the police you get raped by your ex-girlfriend?

13yearoldboy 0

definitely tell the cops

totally that girl is a crazy bitch !!!

Bob31_fml 4

actually, I am unaware of that kind of crazy.

Agreed. Wherever you found her.. Leave the continent.

Polionixon 2

whatttttttttt you guys must be young. THERE arer TONS Of crazy ass bitches out there like that.... i've heard some stories... OHHH i've heard stories...

No more Virgin Islands! :(

Restraining order. Get one.

omgznoes 0

i second that motion

pwnage79 0

ditto! lol billy & mandy references

geoffmp 0

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Show it anyway

The way women can rape men usually involves roofies as well as Viagra. Get the idea?

hockey25 0

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2345_fml 0

We need to get some better people to moderate.

How do u see moderated comments

timboLDS 0

DUDE I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL!!!!! run before she starts telling you how shes the decendant of some witch goddess...trust me however if it somehow works out for the best good luck...seriously

Please, no joke i really wanna hear the rest of that story it sounds so weird i gotta hear it(read. whatever.)