By Magicali - Australia - Queanbeyan
Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML
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By  alycion  |  38

There are some things in life that you will see and/or hear that you are better off ignoring and going about your business like nothing happened. Neighbor forgetting to close blinds is one of them. Waving your arms could easily get you mistaken for an over eager creeper.

By  Wizardo  |  33

She probably left them open for a reason, maybe she likes the attention or otherwise she would have closed first time, attention seeking boobed whoreasaurus.

  Voij  |  16

37, maybe we could get the History Channel's attention if we spread the rumor that the king of the whoreasauruses was actually an alien!

  Wizardo  |  33

It might work but we're gonna need some shoddy research and slight distortion of facts and we should be good to go... and that Aliens guy with the nappy hair.

  NagainaFier  |  16

68, Im thinking she was attention hunting if it was so easy to see her that good samaritan OP could see 'em (assuming he was like, on the sidewalk or something similar...).

Hell, who knows, girls need to breathe every now and then.

And who the hell leaves the blinds open on purpose? O.o (aside from the mentioned lady) It's one thing if it's on accident, but on purpose, and you're asking for serious trouble...

  JACKxRAWR  |  22

Some people are lucky. My bathroom window is frosted so I have to go into my bedroom and throw open the curtains for people to get a good look at my magnificence.