Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married. His "crazy ex-wife" is not all that crazy, and is still his wife. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend woke up from a coma that lasted a few months. Her parents called me from the hospital shortly after because she was in hysterics that I wasn't there. Apparently she thinks we're still together, and I now have to somehow break up with her again after almost a year apart. FML
Today, after a month of sobriety, I woke up in my ex-girlfriend's house with absolutely no recollection as to how I got there. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
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Anon17564 3
I think being drugged and raped is a bit too much for just FML... Go to the ******* police.
Zwische 13
....the ****?
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Comments (287)
bigbadnews122 0
Definetely call the cops dude.
1m_b0r3d 0
hehe.... now thats what i call though love.... but seriously this made my jaw drop and eyes-widen....call the cops :o
Vagrarian 2
If you were really drugged and she had sex with you, what she did is considered rape. If that really happened, call the police and get a lawyer for a restraining order. Of course, the naughty part of me wants to say, "YDI for having a girlfriend." Or even "YDI for being straight."
WoodsMD 0
Leave her a lone for a few months, then come back and wail on her gut till you're out of breath. That should sort things out
tradit03 0
you wouldn't have been hanging out with her if u didn't have a grain of emotional connection to her. but u did an knowing that there was a reason in the first place to make her your ex, she responded by doing what she did. it was a risk u took.
pwnage79 0
dont forget the viagra.
tradit03 0
you wouldn't have been hanging out with her if u didn't have a grain of emotional connection to her. but u did an knowing that there was a reason in the first place to make her your ex, she responded by doing what she did. it was a risk u took. if I posted this multiple times, sorry. somehow my responds are not saving.
tradit03 0
you wouldn't have been hanging out with her if u didn't have a grain of emotional connection to her. but u did an knowing that there was a reason in the first place to make her your ex, she responded by doing what she did. it was a risk u took.
pwnage79 0
why are people retards. HE DIDNT HAVE TO BE AROUND HER, SHE COULD HAVE SNUCK UP ON HIM!!!
Lolitia 4
you insensitive, ignorant piece of work. You don't know HOW it happened and even then, rape is NEVER the fault of the victim.
shaniqualee 2
Kill her. Kill her now.
feminist19 0
Feminist19's post is no different then any of the other examples of bigotry out there currently. If someone doesn't agree with you, it's easier to call them a racist, sexist, ageist, etc. then to actually confront the issue at hand, just as feminist19 is doing here. Give it up, you're pathetically stupid feminist19. If a woman was in the same situation, you would have jumped all over it as "just another example of why men are pigs wow, hypocrite. if someone doesnt agree with you its easier to call them something, you called me pathetically stupid. and not confronting the issue, you didnt say anything about the op's scenario, just created a new one where a woman is raped. well done
iwadasn 33
Why did you feel the need to post this twice? It was stupid enough the first time.
Niftylicious 0
You seem to have quite alot of friends feminist19