Not an FML. So you've aged, big whoop.

tell him, "you happened" he'll understand when he grows up

did you tell him that he was in fact what "happened"? lol. wouldn't say it's entirely FYL

I would totally high-five your kid.

"Well, I gave birth to you"

My thoughts exactly. I would say "You did. Thanks for that."

Maybe this IS an FML for some people. It would hurt someones self esteem, and you have no right to judge that this is not an FML in the slightest, there is a YDI button for a reason, more people would have pressed that if they didnt think it was an FML. #2, stop being a whiny bitch, they think it's an FML, and more people obviously do than don't.

The answer is "I got old, it will happen to you soon enough" (with a knowing smirk on your face)

It would be a bastard if she's now only 36 or something, and the answer was crystal meth..

u happens! lol