By CP19JK12KH - 03/01/2010 09:56 - United States

Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML
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amy397123 0

I'm sure she is your ex for a reason. Move on.

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FerrariCake 2

You talked for "hours" and she was high the entire time? That's some powerful weed.

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amy397123 0

I'm sure she is your ex for a reason. Move on.

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Entity4Infinity 0

i hate unwanted calls from people who are high or drunk ... if u love her maybe theres hope but .... i dont think shes worth it if shes out getting high... bad judgment errors there.

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lenasaur 0

if we are talking about weed here, theres nothing wrong with getting high... the only thing that sucks about this FML is that although they obviously connected, she no longer remembers, but he does.

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TheLetterZero 7

Dummy. 1. They're both female. 2. Getting high is stupid.

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No_Heart 0

You sound like a fun person, you should come over some time and we can do some acounting.

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Lesbier 0

People who are high love everyone, or hate everyone. This time around she was a lover but don't fall for that bullshit. She could have just as much came over as called while high (if you live in the same town) and eatten half your fridge then told you to **** off. Friend of mine only loved me for my cheesecake when she get high one day. was hateful the moment she ate the last piece.

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FarSide 22

You might consider seeking the services of a psychiatrist or neurologist if your short term memory is so lacking.

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_Sophia_ 14

No she's not saying that she's got the memory loss, it's her ex that can't remember.

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Courtney_Sanders 6

Maybe you should read the FML again. It was not his lack of memory, it was her's.

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shreddinthagnar 0

she clearly values drugs over love. those people aren't worth your time. my high school boyfriend always chose his drugs over me. makes you feel so shitty. :(

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No_Heart 0

................You obviously value commenting on testriffic over love.

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cocainewhore 30

It doesn't say that the ex values drugs over him, just that she does drugs. And if it's just weed then there isn't really a problem.

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Awnonymous 4

Some of the people on here are some really sad shut-ins. I'm going to smoke some weed in the tub now.

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TheLetterZero 7

Have fun wasting your life doing retarded things.

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Malinkrot 3

aww, cute, a widdle high schooler fresh out of DARE class on a mission to tell everyone that weed is bad...while he hides from his drunk dad who is beating the wife for undercooking the roast. ah, America.

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devendra_fml 0

weed is sooo bad guyzzz! thatz why itz againzt the law rite?!?!!1111

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zakkyzebra 11

Lmfao!!! illegal cuz its bad?? Seriously? It's only illegal cuz Mexicans came to America with it and they wanted them out. So they used that as a reason to deport them

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