Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
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Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML
Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML
Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
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poopy910 8
what does your shoes have anything to do with it lol and that sucks majorly lol
TheBrianWing 0
Obviously you don't have any asshole friends. When you pass out at a party with your shoes on, it indicates that you were unintentional about losing consciousness and you get messed with. If you are found with shoes off, it indicates you just got bored and went to sleep and need to be left alone.
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Comments (187)
liuken 3
Proactive...nuff said.
jjhawk 0
for all the clueless people or even worse thinking that shoes is a refference to a shitty song I have been well aware of the "don't pass out with your shoes on" rule for about 10 years Shoes off = your asleep on purpose, shoes on = passed out and fair game I wouldn't complain if I were you, you got off damn easy
SimpleIdiot 0
lolz like chapelle said never sleep around white people smoke weed with white people but never sleep around white people XP
MajorLeeScrewed 0
a) You eat too much fatty/oily foods so you have acne. b) Don't pass out you alcoholic.
Laiaira 0
WTF do the shoes have to do with anything? I read some of the comments that say passing out with your shoes on is "fair game" to screw with you - but I went to one of the top 10 binge drinking colleges, and I have never heard this one. Maybe it is newer or older than my uni years 02-06, but ... ? Regardless, passing out with your shoes on can happen when you're sober. So, stupid rule. We drew on people's faces only occasionally, and only if they got drunk way faster than everyone else and passed out while we were still drinking. Shoes or no shoes. You need new friends, they suck for drawing in your acne. Whatever happened to just drawing a penis on your forehead?
lady_n 0
that's kinda funny.. haha
whomajigi 0
This is what happens when you fall asleep first. Learn some moderation.
raginazn_67 0
Lol not really an FML but funny nonetheless
mandark 9
I couldn't decide whether to vote FYL or YDI. D8 It's a bit of both. You passed out with your shoes on, instant party foul. Friends draw on you, pretty much expected. But still sucks for you.
asttro_boy 0
LOL! I wish I was one of your friends who did that! AHAHAHA