By msnewyearseve - 01/01/2012 17:19 - United States

Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
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Hangover part 3?

Did you happen to wake up in Vegas with a tiger in the bathroom, also?

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Hangover part 3?

You're right, it sounds exactly like part 1 and 2. Perfect.

I thought the exact same thing when I read this. I wonder who will go missing this time...

Lol i'm watching part 2 on DVD right now :D ( I paused to comment )

What's up with all these Hangover comments on every FML where someone wakes up from a bitching party? You people are obviously 13 year old kids who've never been in the situation if you think it's worth saying "sounds like Hangover" rather than "sounds like you got wasted".

The tooth and black eye, at least in this case, could be taken as direct references to the movie. Besides, how would you know it was a bitchin party if you can't even remember what happened? I don't enjoy parties like that, so I don't go, therefore my connection (and some other's im sure) to the hangover. Sheltered? Maybe. Really young? No, 22.

No, it's New Years part 1

Trix_Disorder, I think what Shrike means is that it's stupid to automatically jump to "ooh, it's a Hangover Part X reference!" Partly because it's an FML, not an attempt at a comedic reference. For instance, if I woke up in a pile of my own shit and vomit, I'd assume I got fucked up on some powerful alcohol and/or drugs, not that I watched an Adam Sandler movie or something the night before. Then again, I'm a weirdo and your mileage may vary.

Well not everyone wakes up with a hangover having a missing tooth and black eye...

23, Going to a "party like that" doesn't mean you yourself have to get wasted to the point of blacking out and losing your memory of the night. There is such a thing as self control.

Very true, but I don't even want to be AROUND people like that.

What a party animal ;)

Or the guy the party animals beat up in their drunken/roofied up state.

i know, thanks ;))

Did you happen to wake up in Vegas with a tiger in the bathroom, also?

Yep and mike Tyson knocked him out..

And he's married to a stripper. Obviously.

What's even better is that I think OP is a chick (hence the msnewyearseve name) chicks doing chicks: WIN. Obviously.

Hangover rip off

I just don't see why partying this hard is considered fun.

If you can remember it being fun, you didnt drink enough

If I drink enough, I feel like I'm dying. Not fun.

That was my joke. Theres no point if you cant remember while other people can. And if you think being sober isnt fun, then the past 21 years must of sucked ass

7, Your picture makes me want to hit a baby with a hammer.

sounds like stu wrote a fml if you ask me

Maybe they can make another pointless movie off that…

Probably, they made a second Hangover, why not a third?

Black eyes aren't a big deal at all, just put a lot of black eye shadow on your other eye, dress in black, dye your hair black, and you will look like a goth. As for the missing tooth, get a black fill in and it will work perfectly with your new image.

Goth look ftw.

You say goth like it's a bad thing ;)... although I will skip the heavy makeup and I will keep all my teeth thank you...

It's better than finding your penis circumcised the next morning!

And finding the missing part in some chicks braces

Rough night eh?