FML : Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

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By Funnymann / Friday 22 January 2010 20:51 / United States

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By luvuall | 0

#791712 - Friday 22 January 2010 11:15

It was Jigglypuff

By susieKiute | 0

#791682 - Friday 22 January 2010 11:09

paranormal activity?

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By escapenowx | 0

#791675 - Friday 22 January 2010 11:07

wow, lol I'd put cameras around my housee

anonymous45610 | 0

#791689 - Friday 22 January 2010 11:10

holy crap :o !

PattisonDaStud | 0

#791777 - Friday 22 January 2010 11:32

wat r camreas

thecitylights | 0

#791798 - Friday 22 January 2010 11:40

um what?

JoshTheMaggot | 8

#792062 - Saturday 23 January 2010 01:20

idk WTF are camreas being since he said cameras so if you were trying to case on someone you fail sir. and as for the OP fyl you need a neighborhood watch and definitely some cameras

Pointy130 | 0

#792196 - Saturday 23 January 2010 02:08

Ninjas don't appear on camera.

gabbaharris | 0

#792603 - Saturday 23 January 2010 05:43

days sad

wgs9513 | 0

#792626 - Saturday 23 January 2010 05:55

I have 3 camreas. WTF is wrong with you guys.

wiimii | 0

#792647 - Saturday 23 January 2010 06:13

he probably "sleep drew" on his face LOL

iwadasn | 32

#793030 - Saturday 23 January 2010 01:29

97 wins.

pattywat | 0

#793108 - Saturday 23 January 2010 03:04

that sucks

JrRida | 0

#820698 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 05:07

instead of putting it on fml call the police. ?

tazzy8775 | 0

#826368 - Friday 5 February 2010 04:39

you win 97

alexomAnexo | 0

#937798 - Friday 12 March 2010 02:31

Paranormal Activity.....

albert17 | 0

#965892 - Sunday 21 March 2010 07:13

you have now entered... the twilight zone. do dunenu dunenu (my twilight zone music is weird)

pipp360 | 0

#973338 - Saturday 3 April 2010 02:30

fuck the cameras, get a gun!!

x_ECHooo_x | 0

#981080 - Saturday 17 April 2010 11:25

97 Winss. Lol.

maw675 | 0

#981225 - Sunday 18 April 2010 06:12

get a gun and shot them for drawling ong ur face??? stupid

Neonnight | 0

#3398853 - Friday 7 October 2011 02:53

Nice 97 love it

havingalaugh | 9

#4771168 - Saturday 4 August 2012 07:41

Check out hiddencamsnow.com and get some hidden cameras there now!

By CitizenSnipz | 0

#791676 - Friday 22 January 2010 11:08

onoez.

travisinthetrunk | 10

#6684240 - Tuesday 6 September 2016 11:54

Are you named after a crab named Lucky? If so, I love the reference.

By xoxoshexibbygrl | 0

#791680 - Friday 22 January 2010 11:09

lol

By susieKiute | 0

#791682 - Friday 22 January 2010 11:09

paranormal activity?

Grey123 | 0

#791899 - Saturday 23 January 2010 12:18

lmao

yuchen | 2

#801975 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:55

lol

rachelpfitzner | 3

#2246462 - Sunday 27 March 2011 01:53

hahahaha

dudeman1212 | 22

#4119744 - Sunday 4 March 2012 06:03

Paranormal Activity: College Addition

hkhkallday | 4

#4868270 - Tuesday 28 August 2012 07:14

Edition* (:

frank_b102 | 9

#5919211 - Saturday 19 April 2014 07:28

Paranormal immaturity: high school edition XD

Kevinmeowbeanz | 20

#6464839 - Thursday 19 November 2015 06:02

damn prankster ghost

By slatter | 0

#791683 - Friday 22 January 2010 11:09

fyl what did it say!

By Attrox | 0

#791687 - Friday 22 January 2010 11:10

Stop doing drugs man. And don't listen to the guy dressed up like a rabbit.

donkey_hang_down | 2

#791695 - Friday 22 January 2010 11:11

Donnie is that you?

michaelscott69 | 0

#792085 - Saturday 23 January 2010 01:29

LOL, win

Jayy28 | 0

#821543 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 01:37

HAHAHAHA win fo sho!

harrypotterfanat_fml | 3

#1391610 - Sunday 12 September 2010 07:43

lmao!!

By Twi_lover_EC | 6

#791690 - Friday 22 January 2010 11:11

I would put an alarm system on my house. :/

mizzritter101 | 1

#791989 - Saturday 23 January 2010 01:01

lol! i agree with this chicca!

Twi_lover_EC | 6

#792439 - Saturday 23 January 2010 04:01

LOL-"chicca" mizzritter101

Freeze_fml | 16

#792691 - Saturday 23 January 2010 06:47

Get back in the kitchen, you Twitard.

By Haislipa | 0

#791694 - Friday 22 January 2010 11:11

wow that's scary lol

sykes831 | 0

#792248 - Saturday 23 January 2010 02:30

LOLOLOL that really is scary but I laughed out loud for this one :)

By AxCxDxDx | 0

#791696 - Friday 22 January 2010 11:12

There's only one explanation, extra terrestrial writing experiments.

FistPump | 0

#791713 - Friday 22 January 2010 11:15

I concur.

spoo | 23

#791715 - Friday 22 January 2010 11:15

OP has to check their butt, surely they left some funny graffiti down there

Sappheyes | 0

#791979 - Saturday 23 January 2010 01:00

An alien frat house got drunk and went cruising for Earthlings.

toxic10uhc | 0

#794636 - Sunday 24 January 2010 03:32

omg aqua teen hunger force??

By luvuall | 0

#791712 - Friday 22 January 2010 11:15

It was Jigglypuff

trizdan | 0

#791745 - Friday 22 January 2010 11:24

win

Dphilipson | 0

#791771 - Friday 22 January 2010 11:29

lol

dnlphm94 | 0

#791773 - Friday 22 January 2010 11:30

I miss the old episodes xD

HoesInaBox | 0

#791847 - Friday 22 January 2010 11:56

omg! gengar! ^ win

p1ss3d0ff | 0

#791867 - Saturday 23 January 2010 12:03

lmaooo. aww, i remember jiggly puff =/ good ol' days.

flames288 | 0

#792801 - Saturday 23 January 2010 08:54

AAHHAHHHHHAHHHAHAHAHA jigglypuff ftw XD

gunnar7240 | 0

#986492 - Thursday 29 April 2010 07:26

You are such a nerd.

SereniLove | 0

#1511061 - Thursday 7 October 2010 09:45

jiiiiiiiggalllyyyypufffg jiiiiiiigallllyyyyyyy pufffffg

JuiceyyJae | 13

#3012044 - Monday 1 August 2011 03:32

lmao, good one

Amberose1006 | 11

#5755104 - Friday 15 November 2013 04:35

Yes!

OzzyTheGiant | 13

#6562952 - Sunday 20 March 2016 05:43

damn it jigglypuff! no one wants to hear you sing!!!

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