By snow - 17/11/2017 01:30

Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML
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Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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I mean, not cool on their part but did you really think getting drunk enough to pass out the day before your interview was the best decision?

although getting drunk and being hungover before a job interview is not he eat, you do not deserve henna on your face. I'm sure you would have been ok at the interview had they not done that. That really does suck. What did you do in the end?

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although getting drunk and being hungover before a job interview is not he eat, you do not deserve henna on your face. I'm sure you would have been ok at the interview had they not done that. That really does suck. What did you do in the end?

I think you need new friends

I mean, not cool on their part but did you really think getting drunk enough to pass out the day before your interview was the best decision?

Well.. while I agree your friends shouldn’t have used henna, you kind of deserve it for partying hard and drinking so heavily the night before an interview.

I guess you could say that was a bit of a dick move.

Concealer.

Yep. Spend $15 bucks on drugstore concealer and foundation to cover it all up.

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Buy foundation and concealer. It'll cover up the henna until it comes off. Also you probably shouldn't have been partying so hard before a job interview.

Put a huge cotton pad on that area and tell the interviewer you had an allergic reaction to some food last night. Its worth a shot I think.

Getting drunk before an interview is fine as long as you’re straight before the interview, sorry about the henna. That seems like it crosses the line, even if you didn’t have an interview, what about a job or school? You wouldn’t want henna penises for either of those things either. How did the interview go?