Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML
Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML
Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
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poopy910 8
what does your shoes have anything to do with it lol and that sucks majorly lol
TheBrianWing 0
Obviously you don't have any asshole friends. When you pass out at a party with your shoes on, it indicates that you were unintentional about losing consciousness and you get messed with. If you are found with shoes off, it indicates you just got bored and went to sleep and need to be left alone.
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Comments (187)
MissMichaela_ 0
lol, such awful people.
its_all_legit 0
majorr party foul...thats what that was. but sorry!
Invisable_No_one 0
thats horrible!!! tell your friends to die in hell like i could see them just messing with you but the whole acne thing was WAY TO FAR!
roar__ 0
Asher roth. Basically straight out of the song "I love College" "don't pass out with your shoes on (get the sharpie)"
omgitschristina8 0
Yeah... what was the point in saying you were wearing shoes? what difference does it make? And use some proactive lol
867_5309 0
um hey for all you guys saying the passing out with your shoes on thing is an 'i love college' reference, its been going on for A LOT longer than that, believe me, FYL for getting caught with your shoes on, but YDI because you didnt take them off when you had the chance, hahaha
llSgtScopell 0
When you guys grow up you will understand the part about the shoes haha
ionelementz112 0
double tap
yankeessuck2004 0
haha whats with the shoes part lol???
ionelementz112 0
Shoes on = passed out = fair game Shoes off = sleeping = safe