By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
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poopy910 8

what does your shoes have anything to do with it lol and that sucks majorly lol

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TheBrianWing 0

Obviously you don't have any asshole friends. When you pass out at a party with your shoes on, it indicates that you were unintentional about losing consciousness and you get messed with. If you are found with shoes off, it indicates you just got bored and went to sleep and need to be left alone.

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troyboyd05 0

Would have been BAMF if it just happened to look like a giraffe.

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poopy910 8

what does your shoes have anything to do with it lol and that sucks majorly lol

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TheBrianWing 0

Obviously you don't have any asshole friends. When you pass out at a party with your shoes on, it indicates that you were unintentional about losing consciousness and you get messed with. If you are found with shoes off, it indicates you just got bored and went to sleep and need to be left alone.

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MohawkMagik666 0

Someone doesn't party.

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Ackk18 0

Its a rule at parties..don't fall asleep with your shoes on. if u do people will **** with you. haha

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skizza_fml 3

I got drawn all over last time and I had no shoes or socks on I guess they were all drunk past the point of caring about rules I spent around an hour washing off permanent marker, fml

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Falalala243 0

its a rule at parties. If you fall asleep with your shoes on it means you didnt mean to fall asleep, so people can mess with you. If your shoes are off, you meant to fall asleep, so they leave you alone. Not much of a partier, eh? :)

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shananigans 0

Haha #2 I thought the same thing- "What was the relevance in pointing out your shoes were on?" LOL Not really sure what the FYL is here though, unless people saw your face.

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Tickle_Me_Emma 0

WTF do Shoes have to do with anything!!!!

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