Panic!

By Bleach dat Blood - 20/07/2015 03:02

Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 112
You deserved it 3 810

Same thing different taste

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They bleed shitloads. And it takes a long time for it to stop.

Lips are a little bit like head wounds. If you don't get them under tight pressure they will excessively and uselessly bleed until the blood starts to clot on it's own.

It thought it was something else until I read the whole FML.

you must be running lack of blood now..

I guess when it rains, it pours. Sorry to hear about your misfortunes OP