Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML
Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML
Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
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poopy910 8
what does your shoes have anything to do with it lol and that sucks majorly lol
TheBrianWing 0
Obviously you don't have any asshole friends. When you pass out at a party with your shoes on, it indicates that you were unintentional about losing consciousness and you get messed with. If you are found with shoes off, it indicates you just got bored and went to sleep and need to be left alone.
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Comments (187)
BaldOuting 0
you better hope they didnt take pics
the_boss_fml 0
bunch of retards questioning about the shoes. get a social life plz
dreamofme 0
Nasty - thanks for sharing. Gross-ass drunkie.
the_question_mar 0
First of all: Like #2 said: What up with the shoes? 2nd of all, don't worry... We all have that at some point in our life...
EasilyUnamused 2
Bet it wouldn't have happened if you had your shoes off. YDI
deegee12 0
everyone who keeps saying that they don't get what having your shoes on has to do with anything...YOU ARE STUPID!! read other peoples' posts!! it is a party rule that you can't pass out with your shoes on or people are allowed to mess with you. SO SHUT UP!!!
cransformer 0
I came here to say exactly what #34 said.
lowcapacityx 0
Wow that was rude. That's not gna help your acne situation.
cmillertime7 0
YDI for passing out with your shoes on! Anybody that parties knows it is a party rule... Because it is lame when someone passes out early. Having said that, I still think "party rules/fouls" are stupid except for the one about spilling alcohol.
grazynaanka 0
Ugh people read the other comments about the shoes. It's a rule. Pass out with shoes on you are free game. Most of you are teens and are probably going off to college soon. You will party and some of you will pass out. So learn from this and make sure your shoes are off. OP: that really sucks. lol.