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Nobody helped you out before you fell back asleep?
Yeah did no one make sure you were okay?
They might've changes her nappy...
Did you hit your face on the concrete too, #49?
They not real friends
My brother fell asleep at his own party once. Wrapped up in a blanket, sleeping on the concrete porch. At least someone convinced him to sleep on the ground instead of the hammock we have...
Ya hammock+alcohol= A bad time, those things are hard enough to maneuver when I'm sober
And I can't handle it. Sometimes I think an ancestor of mine gone and made my family bloodline cursed to be assaulted by hammocks.
None of your friends even offered to sing you a lullaby? What jerks!
Hush little baby don't you cry...
We want you to give this drink a try.
Don't be a pussy now here's one more We're not gonna stop 'til you hit the floor.
And when the cop sirens ring by. We're gonna leave your sorry ass with a "goodbye".
And this is why I love FML.
Why would have a hamock over hard ground? And YDI for getting shit-faced drunk.. Learn your limits..
"Nappy Time", the new addition to famous last words for drunk people
At least you didn't wake up with a nappy on O.o
Maybe OP woke up with the nappy wrapped around their face to stem the blood flow.
What's worse, waking up with your own blood on you, or somebody else's??
Depends where the blood came from..
Someone else's cuz hepatitis D:
How could you sleep within 12 inches of space? Are you slender man ?
I totally feel your pain. My "friends" leave me every times I've accidentally gotten too drunk.
How do you "accidently" get too drunk?
I believe it is the "one more drink" mindset most intoxicated people throw themselves into.
Still not accidental as they made the choice...
Indeed, Mister Lilhelian, your point is absolutely valid. What I'm saying is that most just say "three drinks" and from then on it becomes a "trap" that they call out for "just one more".
They could also just be a Cadbury..
It's easy to accidentally get drunk if you don't understand the strength of what you're drinking. The first time I got drunk was the first time I had hard liquor; I had no idea that it hits you like a wall after a few but doesn't take effect immediately. I thought I was fine since I didn't feel anything at first, till it was waaaaay too late
I think that you should have to pass a breathalyzer test before using a hammock... Seems to be as dangerous as driving.
A breathalyzer test? Then you can get arrested for HWI!
Heads up OP
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Nobody helped you out before you fell back asleep?
Why would have a hamock over hard ground? And YDI for getting shit-faced drunk.. Learn your limits..