Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
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Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML
Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML
Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
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poopy910 8
what does your shoes have anything to do with it lol and that sucks majorly lol
TheBrianWing 0
Obviously you don't have any asshole friends. When you pass out at a party with your shoes on, it indicates that you were unintentional about losing consciousness and you get messed with. If you are found with shoes off, it indicates you just got bored and went to sleep and need to be left alone.
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Comments (187)
pearls 0
lol that's funny but why does it matter that you were wearing shoes? hahaha I would so do that to someone
Krytikal 0
Studies have shown that wearing shoes while passed out at a party increases the chances of acne spreading.
Lazyninja420 0
This is why you don't pass out at parties.
chea_chea 0
That sucks...Easy enough to wash it off though, could be a lot worse. I know some guy that passed out in his car at 2AM after partying and some of my friends drew dicks all over his face...He went home in the morning without noticing until he saw himself in the mirror. Not sure whether or not his parents saw it but I'm sure some people did. Withholding my vote on this one Also, I believe the whole idea is if you pass out with your shoes on, that gives people a rite of passage to **** with you. Asher Roth mentioned it, but he didn't coin it
A7X5989 0
YDI take off your shoes...
iambean 4
take them off next time. They cant **** with you if your shoes are off.
ubbiejames 0
i agree with the others, YDI for not taking your shoes off.
jamblasticus 0
Shoes cause acne breakouts.
poobear 0
you never pass out with your shoes on at a party you deserve it. its not just from an asher roth song its just party rules if you fall asleep with shoes on everyone is allowed to draw on your face and **** with you however they want. also gross if your acne is bad enough that they could play connect the dots you might want to see a doctor about that
monsterhospital 0
excuse me to all the people that are saying acne is caused by 'eating fatty oily foods' and 'bad hygeine' acne is caused by genetics, hormones, and many other uncontrollable factors. it's not someone's fault if they have acne, so all you ignorant twats saying 'YDI' for having acne, i hope you get acne and then realise that washing your face will not get rid of it.