Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
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Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML
Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML
Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
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poopy910 8
what does your shoes have anything to do with it lol and that sucks majorly lol
TheBrianWing 0
Obviously you don't have any asshole friends. When you pass out at a party with your shoes on, it indicates that you were unintentional about losing consciousness and you get messed with. If you are found with shoes off, it indicates you just got bored and went to sleep and need to be left alone.
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Comments (187)
yep_me_again 0
gross...and you deserve it. It's a MUST to draw on people's faces when they're drunk and passed out, Next time? Don't drink yourself stupid
TotallyAwesome 0
You shouldn't have left your shoes on, it's against the rules, and you got drawn on for braking them. Could be worse, my friends and I tried to get the warm cup of water trick to work. We ended up just pouring buckets of random shit on the kid.
lilt316 0
ahahaha wadda loser this is wat happens when u drink 2 much and forget the rules ydi wow im 16 and i bet ive been to more parties then the majority of the ppl on here
dyllpickle94 0
haha ok. all of you who keep saying hes quoting asher roth. NO hes kinda not you retards. theres an ACUALL rule behind it. BELIEVE IT OR NOT. asher roth DIDNT make that up. he wouldnt say that just to say it. that would make no sense. however. i STILL dont know what the meaning behind that rule is... haha call me dumb.
Gs_brother 0
Asher Roth didn't come up with the rule, the rule is that if you're hammered and pass out with your shoes on, people will know you're smashed which means you won't wake up if the screw with you. So YDI for drinking to much and passing out, I'm 14 and I know the rules, if you don't get a life that's not on the internet.
Gs_brother 0
I don't drink, but seriously, YDI
BTROCK 0
Sharpie.. Writes on just about anything. Did the same to my mate the other week
Upside_Down 0
That's extremely disgusting! Try proactive
Haygenius 0
Someone, please illustrate this FML. (Make sure you draw it with shoes) :P
chelzy 0
ydi for passing out at a party.