Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML
Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML
After sleepover
Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
Partaaaaay!
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Panic!
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
Top comments
poopy910 8
what does your shoes have anything to do with it lol and that sucks majorly lol
TheBrianWing 0
Obviously you don't have any asshole friends. When you pass out at a party with your shoes on, it indicates that you were unintentional about losing consciousness and you get messed with. If you are found with shoes off, it indicates you just got bored and went to sleep and need to be left alone.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (187)
TMLfan 0
didnt u learn from the song i love college by asher roth? I can't tell you what I learned from school but I could tell you a story or two, um Yeah, of course I learned some rules Like don't pass out with your shoes on (Get the Sharpie!)
candiixo 0
LMAO @ # 22 !
LuxLisbon_fml 0
#30: fatty/oily foods DO NOT cause acne. Severe cases are generally caused by hormonal imbalances. And to the OP: it could've been worse. I once went home from a party totally unaware that I had the words 'dripping pussy' scrawled across my forehead.
yummyLMAOnade 0
YDI for having acne
Jack_Of_Spades 0
Dude... one of the cardinal rules of partying is to not pass out with your shoes on. I feel for you, but you did deserve that. Sucks that they did it with your acne though, that's depressing
totalbadass 0
for all the people asking about the relevance of shoes, it's an unwritten rule of partying that if you pass out with your shoes on from drinking you're fair game for having your face drawn on.
pxs 0
Hurtful. Ignore the pisses who say YDI, most of them are anon pricks ;X
frankthetank69 0
wow..... whoever does not know the "don't pass out with your shoes on" should look beyond their World of Warcraft Desktop computers and action figure filled bed shelves and start making friends. **** all your lives to whoever can't make the connection between getting messed with at a party while passed out with the shoes on... all of you should be writing a " Today, im 20 years old and didnt know the "dont pass out with ur shoes on" rule. FML" fkn virgins...
Scotticus117 11
what does the fact that your shoes were on have to do with anything?
Zpecial26 0
#154 has 69 in his name... that usually means he's a virgin.. Sucks for you OP, but congrats, you've discovered the use for acne. :O