By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
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no1askdu 5
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shouldve threw popcorn at them

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caancoha 0
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That blows, being single while everyone else is paired off is never fun. Hope you ripped the friend who invited you a new one, how inconsiderate.

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no1askdu 5
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shouldve threw popcorn at them

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F_U_GUY 0
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He should have joined in

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RR05 0
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haha you must be ugly

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bloodthorn 4
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YDI for being an ugly fuck that can't get a gf worth a shit hell i can get a gf. if i can then ANYONE should. idiot

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americayay 0
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He should've watched the movie.

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jdizzle1245 0
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maybe he didnt know that it was a group date thing and actually has a smoking hot gf back at home? i bet your just a 50 year old virgin who has nothing better to do than make fun of people on the computer at your moms house

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turkeymonster39 0
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OP you're friends sound really immature

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Bansheethekilla 2
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So what, you couldve said hjey im still here

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cataelophobia 1
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you could have left..

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jphon 0
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next time try to get numbered seats!

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perfectwinds 0
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What kind of movie theater near you has numbered seats??

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Armin_fml 0
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I know several lol :/

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turtlellama 0
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There are two within ten minutes of me.

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caancoha 0
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That blows, being single while everyone else is paired off is never fun. Hope you ripped the friend who invited you a new one, how inconsiderate.

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Action_Batch 0
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Ever think the reason you don't get dates is because you complain about stupid shit?

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NGM_47 0
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Well would you rather be stuck in between both couples while they were kissing? I think that would be more annoying and embarrassing than your FML...

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Pedestrian 0
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I feel your pain, man :(

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djrocksolid01 0
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In this case it's hoes before bros.

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metheonlyb 17
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Exactly. Hoes before bros. You need friends who respect the pact of bros before hoes.!

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FreddyLunch 0
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Bros before hoes 'til the end.

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Xo_fml 0
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Chicks Before Dicks. :P

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Superflyshyguy 0
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Juggs before pluggs:/

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nirvan5a 1
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if i was u, I don't care, if u really think it's fml, go out and get someone don't fucking complain bitch.

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sireen 0
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awww this is sad:( get new friends

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