Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
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no1askdu
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shouldve threw popcorn at them
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caancoha
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That blows, being single while everyone else is paired off is never fun. Hope you ripped the friend who invited you a new one, how inconsiderate.
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no1askdu
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shouldve threw popcorn at them
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F_U_GUY
| 0
He should have joined in
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RR05
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haha you must be ugly
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bloodthorn
| 4
YDI for being an ugly fuck that can't get a gf worth a shit
hell i can get a gf. if i can then ANYONE should. idiot
hell i can get a gf. if i can then ANYONE should. idiot
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americayay
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He should've watched the movie.
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jdizzle1245
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maybe he didnt know that it was a group date thing and actually has a smoking hot gf back at home?
i bet your just a 50 year old virgin who has nothing better to do than make fun of people on the computer at your moms house
i bet your just a 50 year old virgin who has nothing better to do than make fun of people on the computer at your moms house
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turkeymonster39
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OP you're friends sound really immature
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frobbsdelahoyde
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Your*
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backformorebitch_fml
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get over it.
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Bansheethekilla
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So what, you couldve said hjey im still here
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cataelophobia
| 1
you could have left..
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jphon
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next time try to get numbered seats!
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perfectwinds
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What kind of movie theater near you has numbered seats??
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Armin_fml
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I know several lol :/
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turtlellama
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There are two within ten minutes of me.
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caancoha
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That blows, being single while everyone else is paired off is never fun. Hope you ripped the friend who invited you a new one, how inconsiderate.
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Action_Batch
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Ever think the reason you don't get dates is because you complain about stupid shit?
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NGM_47
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Well would you rather be stuck in between both couples while they were kissing? I think that would be more annoying and embarrassing than your FML...
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Pedestrian
| 0
I feel your pain, man :(
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djrocksolid01
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In this case it's hoes before bros.
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metheonlyb
| 17
Exactly. Hoes before bros. You need friends who respect the pact of bros before hoes.!
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FreddyLunch
| 0
Bros before hoes 'til the end.
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Xo_fml
| 0
Chicks Before Dicks. :P
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Superflyshyguy
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Juggs before pluggs:/
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nirvan5a
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if i was u, I don't care, if u really think it's fml, go out and get someone don't fucking complain bitch.
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OreosBeGooood15
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Fully agree.