By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
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shouldve threw popcorn at them

That blows, being single while everyone else is paired off is never fun. Hope you ripped the friend who invited you a new one, how inconsiderate.

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shouldve threw popcorn at them

He should have joined in

haha you must be ugly

YDI for being an ugly fuck that can't get a gf worth a shit hell i can get a gf. if i can then ANYONE should. idiot

He should've watched the movie.

maybe he didnt know that it was a group date thing and actually has a smoking hot gf back at home? i bet your just a 50 year old virgin who has nothing better to do than make fun of people on the computer at your moms house

OP you're friends sound really immature

So what, you couldve said hjey im still here

you could have left..

next time try to get numbered seats!

What kind of movie theater near you has numbered seats??

I know several lol :/

There are two within ten minutes of me.

That blows, being single while everyone else is paired off is never fun. Hope you ripped the friend who invited you a new one, how inconsiderate.

Ever think the reason you don't get dates is because you complain about stupid shit?

Well would you rather be stuck in between both couples while they were kissing? I think that would be more annoying and embarrassing than your FML...

I feel your pain, man :(

In this case it's hoes before bros.

Exactly. Hoes before bros. You need friends who respect the pact of bros before hoes.!

Bros before hoes 'til the end.

Chicks Before Dicks. :P

Juggs before pluggs:/

if i was u, I don't care, if u really think it's fml, go out and get someone don't fucking complain bitch.

awww this is sad:( get new friends