Sorry, I… By signupsheetfail - 12/08/2009 19:02 - Canada 6 2 10 49 Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 850 You deserved it 41 795 Tweet Share
By psychedout - 10/08/2009 22:48 - United States 7 0 7 44 Today, a patient was late for a psychiatry appointment, after having missed his previous two. I am the medical student on the team that was supposed to do his assessment. I said, "You snooze, you lose." Everyone stopped and looked at me. Apparently, he missed them because he has narcolepsy. FML I agree, your life sucks 16 307 You deserved it 49 381 Tweet Share