Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
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Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
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no1askdu 5
shouldve threw popcorn at them
caancoha 0
That blows, being single while everyone else is paired off is never fun. Hope you ripped the friend who invited you a new one, how inconsiderate.
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Comments (104)
furry_fml 6
So, what movie was it?
Cupcake10 0
#6 made me laugh. And wow you have yourself some uh, classy friends there. They must be in seventh grade if they can't make out at their own houses and have to do it in a freaking movie theatre. Don't be like them....
bollywood_rocks 0
OP must be a teenager if this bugs him so much. YDI for being a whining sissy looking for sympathy/attention on FML. Personally, I always ditch my boyfriend and he ditches me too whenever we want to see a movie we really like: Harry Potter for me and Public Enemies for him. We go separately so we don't waste an hour/2 hrs being distracted by the other person. THIS IS NOT AN FML.
RavishMe77 0
Everyone who writes an FML is look for at least a little bit of sympathy and/or attention. That's the freaking point of this website: to complain to the public about how ****** your life is. Genius. *eye roll* Also, so what if he's a teenager? @ OP: I can empathize. I hate being the third wheel, let alone the 9th wheel.
chr1is 0
the reason you were made to sit on your own was probably because they didn't want the whole 9th wheel thing
murdermygymsox 0
Then leave. God this FMLs are getting worse and worse...
NorfolkDude 2
Some people can't get girlfriends. Perhaps too ugly or something else is wrong. So with that said, you shouldn't worry about girlfriends or whatever. Most people break up anyway, so it's not like once you get a girlfriend or a wife that it's forever, so you shouldn't base your life around having someone or not.
xOpheliacx 0
How do you not realize you're the only one without a date? That's the FIRST thing I notice if I'm gonna be the third/fifth wheel. Pay more attention next time.
Shyman4ever 0
Well get your ass off this site and go look for a girlfriend.
Dashiell 0
He's probably 14, and dating is retarded at age 14. Maybe he just doesn't want to date? Maybe he's angry that his friends didn't tell him that all 4 of them brought dates and that he would be left out? I don't understand why you're all tearing into him, seriously.
MessyPaint 0
Because this is the internetz, and being an e-thug is kool. -_-
zomblover 0
seriously, who makes out in a theater anymore??