Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
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Top comments
no1askdu 5
shouldve threw popcorn at them
caancoha 0
That blows, being single while everyone else is paired off is never fun. Hope you ripped the friend who invited you a new one, how inconsiderate.
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Comments (104)
edthered 0
This is only a true FML if it was a rubbish film.
lettertjes 0
Indeed. Or if they were all fourteen.
edthered 0
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and make the suggestion that in all probability, they are in fact all 14.
SpitFyre 0
Yeah, I thought that was sorta implied.
no1askdu 5
lol
irockmyworld 0
i feel sorry for you.
littlebrittle77 0
u shouldve jerked off and tried to cum in their popcorn
metheonlyb 17
#20 you are gross but man YOU ARE ******* HILARIOUS!!
MohawkMagik666 0
Haha special butter?
kristy32 0
i think its stupid when people go pay money to make out for two hours. wow.
ali_b 0
No allocated seating? Is that common in the US?
ali_b 0
Well when I buy tickets, while you're at the ticket office you get asked where you want to sit, get a plan view of the cinema theatre with all the seats that are currently taken on the computer screen and choose where you sit, which goes onto the ticket.
zolziski 11
It's not quite so "duh". Movie theatres in South Africa tell you where to sit. Do you think theatres that put on plays don't have allocated seats? No need to be so mean. As for the OP. What a whiny little bastard. He should have gone home when he realised he was the only one without a date. You know, if this was going to bother him so much.
FPsLife 5
Yeah, I viewed a movie in Japan once and had to choose my seat (dunno if they're all like that). I can see some benefits, but all in all I'd rather everyone choose their own when they get in.
Action_Batch 0
A little brash but all in all, I completely agree.
arcacious 0
well what else is a movie for
chowyuk 0
YDI get off FML and look for a gf, and there isn't assigned seating in our movie theatres first come first serve AMERICA
georgie2486 0
No. 7 FTW