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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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CUT IT OUT!

By Anonymous - 06/03/2023 18:00

Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By WhatALoserAmI - 27/06/2016 16:08 - India - Bhopal

Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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By cinemasaddo - 25/09/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML

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no1askdu 5

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:04

shouldve threw popcorn at them

caancoha 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:10

That blows, being single while everyone else is paired off is never fun. Hope you ripped the friend who invited you a new one, how inconsiderate.

Comments

edthered 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:51

This is only a true FML if it was a rubbish film.

lettertjes 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 13:02

Indeed. Or if they were all fourteen.

edthered 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 13:09

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and make the suggestion that in all probability, they are in fact all 14.

SpitFyre 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 18:27

Yeah, I thought that was sorta implied.

no1askdu 5

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:54

lol

irockmyworld 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:56

i feel sorry for you.

littlebrittle77 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 13:07

u shouldve jerked off and tried to cum in their popcorn

metheonlyb 17

Sunday 2 August 2009 17:44

#20 you are gross but man YOU ARE ******* HILARIOUS!!

MohawkMagik666 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 2:08

Haha special butter?

kristy32 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 13:08

i think its stupid when people go pay money to make out for two hours. wow.

ali_b 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 13:32

No allocated seating? Is that common in the US?

ali_b 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 13:45

Well when I buy tickets, while you're at the ticket office you get asked where you want to sit, get a plan view of the cinema theatre with all the seats that are currently taken on the computer screen and choose where you sit, which goes onto the ticket.

zolziski 11

Sunday 2 August 2009 13:49

It's not quite so "duh". Movie theatres in South Africa tell you where to sit. Do you think theatres that put on plays don't have allocated seats? No need to be so mean. As for the OP. What a whiny little bastard. He should have gone home when he realised he was the only one without a date. You know, if this was going to bother him so much.

FPsLife 5

Sunday 2 August 2009 13:58

Yeah, I viewed a movie in Japan once and had to choose my seat (dunno if they're all like that). I can see some benefits, but all in all I'd rather everyone choose their own when they get in.