No kidding! What a loser.

That would be when I promptly walk up to him, bitch slap the back of his head and parade my ass out of there.

Sit with another guy

My thoughts exactly.

So then she's left the movie, probably having paid for the tickets, so she misses out while he gets to enjoy it...

That's right. Leave him like he left you. Now I am not the most romantic idiot, but I know better than separating from my date or friends at a movie.

18 - Be honest, you wouldn't of done that.

If i was him, i would have given her the seat and sat on the floor near here.

I know that I get sick if I sit in the front, but what the guy did was just plain rude. Maybe if he explained why he couldn't sit in the front it wouldn't be so bad..?

126: It's rude for sure, but I'm still wondering if the guy was a jerk on purpose or if he was just socially inept that day.

#99, read #18 name. I bet she would have done it.

99- u better believe I would.

LMFAO....black people do go wild when the movie theatre gets packed

I don't see the word "date" anywhere in this FML. But whether it was or not, that was a real dick move of him to pull. He should've stopped being such a big baby and sat in the front with the person he went to the movies with.

As far as I know, friends sit together too...

That's kind of the whole point of the FML...

I sit with my friends when we go to the movies. I also sit with my date when we go to the movies. Doesn't matter how good or bad the seats are. It's what people do when you go to the movie with them. I hope you left and didn't bother talking to him again.

Why was 47 thumbed down. 47 was replying to #2.

It's because of douche bags like him who make douchebaggery a stereotype for men >:[ I promise we're not all bad ladies! And yes, I am forever lonely .__.

^pfhew! I'm glad that you're not a bad lady.

LOL

I had the exact same thought, let her sit on my lap or some other way to share the seat. I would rather not watch the movies at all than leaving my date somewhere. Or just go exchange the tickets for a later showing and play some arcade while waiting. All in all, that guy is a douchebag.

Perhaps. Another glass, Mr.Beatz?

Thank you for the offer. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

If she'd already payed for the movie and she wanted to see it, I would've stayed too, but left him there without saying bye.

Watching movie in front seats is damn torture, I would rather come back another time

Even if I paideia way I would have left without a word. A price of a movie ticket isn't worth it.

Pretty sure this was sarcasm, folks. See the ellipsis? Totes sarcasm.

i know i'll get downvoted for this, but i absolutely love your hair. lol.

funny how you thought you'd get downvoted, but got upvoted instead

How about a portal gun?

29: Portal gun would rock until you get stuck in an infinite loop and can't escape without falling to your death or crashing into a wall at terminal velocity.

Meh I'd just get a crowbar and go Gordon freeman on that date. Only to decapitate though. Plus it would be a much better show then the movie.

*than

Pretty sure they didn't make you late so no, they won't.

Most theaters have signs that say "No refunds".

Refunds no but some will do exchanges. It never hurts to ask.

Sorry to say this,but OP didn't said they didnt went on a date.

Ah, but she didn't say they didn't go on a date. Maybe she considered it a date until he started acting clueless/dirtbaggish.