By sandyhome - United States
Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML
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  polysyllabist  |  3

Not only "not happening", but THANKFULLY not happening. OP got out lucky!
Seriously, who wants to date a girl with a boyfriend who drinks beer by the gallon on a non-date??

(PS, if you raise your hand I'm going to make a crude Arkansas joke at your expense ... and it will probably have something to do with your family tree not forking)

  kiddeadpool  |  0

You are an ass for letting her get that drunk on your expense. you better cut that bitch off! I hope you make her feel bad and rub it in her face about how fucked up she was towards you

  jcrob  |  0

she drank that much and u couldn't seal the deal? what's wrong with u? take her home and put her away... then kick her drunk ass out cause she has a bf


Actually, anyone who has tried the gallon challenge (thats me) knows you can't hold that much liquid in your stomach, let alone drink that much alcohol without suffering liver failure or alcohol poisoning...I call liquid quantity embelishment or fake!

  DocBastard  |  38

No, mycookiezz, it wasn't blatant anything. I tire of seeing the same old "joke" repeated ad nauseum. This includes threesome, shitty situation, urine trouble, Soviet Russia, sammich, and pussy jokes.

Get it? They aren't funny. Move on.

  dashilis  |  1

missbunny, where was the ownage? it seems more like doc is being a sour little bitch to me. this the Internet, all dead horses will be beaten endlessly. if you don't like it, get off the Internet or just ignore it.

  DocBastard  |  38

Dashilis, thanks for the advice. I'm sorry for being such a sour little bitch. I will get off your Internet immediately.

Oh, and you're right - this is the Internet, and all idiotic trolls will be called out as such, you idiotic troll.

See what I did there?

  rallets  |  22

i agree with #89, just cause you dont find anything funny doesnt mean that something just isnt funny. no need to be a buzzkill, let others enjoy the joke without having to worry about someone being a party pooper.
that being said, urine trouble and in a shitty situation if you make a pussy sammich while having a threesome in soviet russia. whoo yea i just combined all of those into one massive epic joke, consider your mind fucked. bring on your worst, im ready >:D

  CateXOX  |  0

Jokes are funny when they're clever or well executed. Saying 'u could of had a threesum' because you've seen seen it on just about every FML with three people involved isn't clever or funny. If they're well done though, not that I can think of an instance where they are, it could be funny.

And yes, I realize I just made this string off comments nerdy and pathetic.


There's a legal limit. Some people are too easily affected by alcohol to have even a few sips and then operate heavy machinery. Other people have a higher tolerance and aren't even "buzzed" after a few drinks.

  TobyFunke  |  3

thank you, someone had to flame these people. Cant drive if you've had a drop of alcohol?? PLEASE!!! Someone needs to grow up, I'm 6'4'', it takes more than a few beers to make me unable to drive safely


102, you can't even spell the word unfortunately, making your whole comment seem less than intelligent. Just because he knows his limits doesn't mean he's been dabbling in drunk driving.

  savs11  |  13

I don't see how he would have. If you see someone you would assume they are single. If not, the person would tell you when you asked them out. It's not his fault he didn't know, it's the girls for not mentioning it and being a drunk whore.