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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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CUT IT OUT!

By Anonymous - 06/03/2023 18:00

Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By WhatALoserAmI - 27/06/2016 16:08 - India - Bhopal

Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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By cinemasaddo - 25/09/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML

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no1askdu 5

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:04

shouldve threw popcorn at them

caancoha 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:10

That blows, being single while everyone else is paired off is never fun. Hope you ripped the friend who invited you a new one, how inconsiderate.

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ditzykayla 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:47

hun I so feel your pain. I asked my friend to go see a movie with me recently....and she was like okay...didn't bother to tell me she called her boyfriend to invite him to the movie as well...it was a new movie so the theater was packed and no where else to sit...so needless to say I got stuck sitting by her and her boyfriend making out through the whole entire thing. I haven't invited her back to the movies since.

__3mma 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:42

Right, why are you slagging this person? Her friends possibly assumed that they would have known to bring a date. They forgot to tell them. so she turned up thinking it was just a movie with some friends. There friends aren't very considerate, they could have sat with you like and watched the movie with you. i feel bad for you because you were alone. no worries :) xo

bammxitsxamanda 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:18

aww. i feel your pain. But I would have been like "screw you" and went to go see a movie by myself. lol

shostakovich 0

Monday 3 August 2009 6:20

Hey, get a Ferrari! Never mind the cost, just get one! It'll cheer you right up! (I know I just posted a duplicate, but it's for a reason)

DoctorDoomed_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 7:16

Yeah, seriously. I can feel sympathy for a guy with this kind of issue. I mean, I've been a third wheel in a group of two girls and a guy. Man, that's just embarassing. Seriously, some people are just shy or nerdy and they won't have girlfriends until they are making $500,000 a year in upper management of some software company. So c'mon, be human here. It's not that easy for everyone.

zolziski 11

Monday 3 August 2009 7:40

Firstly, I don't think everyone should assume this guy can't get a girl, because as far as we know the only reason he didn't invite one along was because he didn't know his friends were bringing dates. Secondly, there's nothing inhuman about telling the guy to suck it up and be a man about this kind of situation. As I said earlier- when he saw his friends arrive with dates he should have gone home if it bothered him that much. Or he should have sat in front of them like someone else suggested. There are a few ways he could have dealt with the situation. Whining about it is stupid.

Roxas_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 8:09

You should've kicked the back of their seats. Going to a movie is to watch a ******* movie, not make out in front of other people.

Cazly_420 0

Monday 3 August 2009 8:48

If there was ever a time to bail, it would have been then. Oh well, next time Buddy :)

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:38

It's so stupid that people go to the movies to watch the back of their eyelids instead of watching the movie they paid seven bucks for. I have it up there with the top ten moronic things that teenagers do - and I'm 18.