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I dont get your joke, what is that from?
This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
Did the bird die instantly? If not, OP could have given it some "Tweetment".
lol shamus you just got shit on by a chick
Thus qualifying it as a pun.
Too long did not read. #sorry
Woah, can you say no class? No respect for women. Like get out of here. Let me guess... no girlfriend? shocker...
119-#werenotontwitter
Has your mother not seen this much before? I can't imagine having to burry every animal I've killed before. Not that I'm a soulless bastard, but they occasionally hit my cars windscreen.
You souless bastard!!
Pigeon was born in blah blah blah... He was a great bird. Blah blah blah... He had 17 kids in his lifetime. He will always be loved.
Doesn't mean they all hatch!
111, are you some pigeon expert? I picked 17 because 1 and 7 are my favorite numbers. 71 sounded like too many.
Poor birdie:(
Poor birdie?! Poor window! :(
This is normal in my family... if a bird dies by our house, we'll bury it. No speeches or moment of silence, but I just think it's a nice thing to do. Birds are just as alive as humans and their deaths being treated as anything other than paramount to a human's is incredibly egotistical. Yes, they don't contribute anything to human society, but we contribute nothing to theirs either. Living separately doesn't constitute completely disregarding the value of all life.
Get your mum a Pokemon game, catch her a wurmple. Then she can look after it and it won't die.
Catterpie's better!
Are you kidding me? Get a god-damn Magikarp, don't evolve it and it will never die. It is the cutest **** you will ever meet.
Pokemon DIE???
Yep. Entei, Suicune, Raikou (Reincarnatlted by Ho-Oh.), Darkrai, Marowak (Gen. 1), were shown or mentioned dying, or died.
Hell, it's mentioned somewhere in the Gen. 1 & 2 games that Team Rocket actually kill pokemon.
Gen. 1, Pokémon Tower, I believe. Something about Fuji being angry over Team Rocket killing a Marowak that was defending its Cubone.
Don't forget that Pokemon Tower is a cemetery for pokemon. I think I should stop.
Nah. :D
awww but just have a little gathering in the backyard and get on with your life. :) thats so touching of your mom to be so caring about animals. imagine how compassionate she ust be about people ^^
6, what is your picture..? :|
That's whatI do .I found a bird when I nearly home for walking my dog.Once home I let my dog inside then went back for the bird .and buried with a circle of rocks and leaves and I was sort of crying I've done the same with my fish or fish I see at the beach. I do care for people but more family,friends and animals.But on movies I don't cry for the person unless there one of my Fav characters But with animals I would/will cry. If it came down to a Hobo or a stray I would rather let the stray in etc..
I could understand a family pet, but a stray bird? Really? On the bright side, Atleast your mom has a heart...
Hitler killed animals. The mom didn't kill animals. Hitler was heartless. Mom might have a heart. Your statement does not work!
I'm pretty sure we all have hearts. We would be dead without hearts.
At least she didn't cook it and secretly feed it to you. I bet it would taste real gamie. Or how ever you spell that.
Ya...
DON'T STEP ON THAT ANT HILL! Seriously, you'll be having funerals for the next 30 years.
Be careful with the funeral music. "Bye, Bye, Birdie" would not be funny or appropriate. Stop laughing!
"Don't you know about the bird?? Well, everyone's heard about the bird Bird, bird, bird is the word. Bird, bird, bird is the word. Bird, bird, bird is the word."
48 Suuuurrrfiiinngggg biiiirrrd bbbbbbbb (tripping out) Pa Pa Pa oh mow mow mow papa oh mow mow mow papa oh mow mow mow papa oh mow mow mow papa oh mow mow mow papa oh Mow mow mow papa oh mow mow mow!!!
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DON'T STEP ON THAT ANT HILL! Seriously, you'll be having funerals for the next 30 years.
A wing and a prayer! A WING AND A PRAYER!!!