Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
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Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
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no1askdu 5
shouldve threw popcorn at them
caancoha 0
That blows, being single while everyone else is paired off is never fun. Hope you ripped the friend who invited you a new one, how inconsiderate.
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Comments (104)
copey 0
Grow up... no one makes out at the movies anymore.. unless your classless, or a classless loser without a date
G_tastic 0
i agree it would have been ok if they would have treated her like she was apart of the group and atleast sat in the same row. instead of the odd one out. (even though she was)
jkincaid 0
sucks bro. I feel ya pain
Diligent17 4
Feel ur pain. Similar incident but they were behind me. >.< sucks!
tofuskinroll 0
omg thats happened to me! i swear people are so inconsiderate these days
emoboi16 0
poor thing... i know wat its like to b the 5th wheel and it majorly sux!!! >.
madaddicted 0
omfg.. soo you stayed for the whole two hours? you couldve just ignored them, left, or FIND YOURSELF A DAMN GIRL! geez
rockyc 0
**** that sucks, and i know how it feels..
Sneezytoaster 2
...and that is when you leave.
hateevryone 15
that sucks. i hate being left out. i would have left early and came back another day to see it again.......by myself.