Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML
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Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, I was out on my first date in months. My stomach didn’t feel quite right after dinner, but I tried to ignore it. During the movie, it got so bad I decided to try to sneak a small fart for relief. As soon as I did, the theater fell dead silent. My fart practically echoed in the silence. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
It’s OK to move to another seat when that happens unless you have an assigned seat like in some theaters or the theater is completely full. Even with an assigned seat, if the theater is not full, I would change seats if I was around movie talkers.
Yudith 28
This is the best time to buy a big popcorn and a soda with extra noisy straw. That will give you a whole range of sound effects to make whenever the lovebirds stage-whisper too much.
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Yudith 28
This is the best time to buy a big popcorn and a soda with extra noisy straw. That will give you a whole range of sound effects to make whenever the lovebirds stage-whisper too much.
Chazzster 32
It’s OK to move to another seat when that happens unless you have an assigned seat like in some theaters or the theater is completely full. Even with an assigned seat, if the theater is not full, I would change seats if I was around movie talkers.
RichardPencil 32
Don't worry, they were talking about you the entire time.
SJKatt 15
Got into a verbal near shouting match with some woman while seeing Cocaine Bear. She kept pulling her phone out. I asked her to put it away, and it eventually escalated to her trying to push blame on me for interrupting the film when if she had kept her phone away like any sane movie goer, I wouldn't have said anything.
reetuuw 3
who does that on first date?